buttering my shorts

An expression used to refer to feeling so overwhelmed by the gayness of a situation.

This movie is so cheesy, I am buttering my shorts.

by zorro1237 June 3, 2009

ButterFinger

When your wiping your ass with toilet paper, and your finger breaks through and slides across. Creating this brown finger wrapped in toilet paper.

Butterfinger Candy bar, with wrapper pulled down.

by SeanBon45 August 22, 2012

Bumperdong

noun:
A car mounted plastic Phallus that compliments the balls of steel that dangle below.

Watch out for the Bumperdong, dont let it rear end you

by Mordertier July 20, 2009

buttering the doorknob

Adding unnecessary friction to a task

If we are adding this extra step we are clearly buttering the doorknob for our users

by kevinschwarz January 26, 2018

buttering yourself

over complementing your self.

She keeps telling me how all the men are flirting with her. I told her "quit buttering yourself"

by stikki butter September 23, 2009

Butterdouche

A butterdouche is a backstabbing, grass who is both slimy like butter and a douche like a douche. A butterdouche can also be used as a simple cuss word for a bellend.

I can't believe he grassed me up to the boss, what a fucking butterdouche.
That guy is a total butterdouche.

by barry balzac March 14, 2011

Butterfinger

a. That delicious candybar with a chocolate coating and crispy peanut butter candy in the middle that crumbles in layers.
1)It sticks to your teeth
2)Comes in a yellow-orange wrapper
3)Promoted for years by cartoon icon Bart Simpson.The commercial would have Homer Simpson trying in some desperate way to get the Butterfinger bar...but was always too stupid. Bart would then say
"No one can lay a finger on my Butterfinger" or something.

"Hey look, a Butterfinger...it's so delicious and yellow--DON'T lay a finger on it, it's MINE"
I dunno, what example can I give, dumbass?

by That's my Butterfinger! August 24, 2008