buttercream handy

The usage of real butter for masturbation lube. Bonus points if buttermilk is used as a substitute

That daytime hooker only charges $20 for a buttercream handy

by Brandon Byars August 26, 2017

buttercreaming

The act of ejaculating into an asshole.

"And so it came to pass that ejaculating in an asshole became known as buttercreaming." TomBradyBunchesofOats

We were just buttercreaming.

by scroaty August 19, 2014

Buttercream frosting crisis

A crisis that occurs when someone yeets buttercream frosting into the corner of your room and you're too lazy to move it, so you then an ant infestation occurs

Damn it anya, it's been 10 days with that bag of buttercream frosting in the corner of my room, and now there are ants all over. It's really become a buttercream frosting crisis.

by Living meme fangirl queen April 28, 2019

Buttercream

A light skinned dude or female that will fuck up your life

Me: Man, check that buttercream with the green eyes..he’s fine asf

Friend: you do not wanna go there, girl
Buttercream: *winks*

See also Hot Felon

by Alwaystanveronica August 10, 2019

Buttercream beast

When a man cums in a girl's ass and keeps going until it turns to a cream and he puts it in her mouth

"Last night Kyle gave his girlfriend a buttercream beast"

by K Cannibal October 27, 2020

buttercream biscuit

A sweet-hearted woman with killer dimples.

She's a total buttercream biscuit.

by justsomedewd March 11, 2021

Sloppy Buttercream

(Can be done with any woman but busty is preferred) When a man proceeds to be on top of a woman with a large chest and shoves his penis in and out rapidly and furiously while buttercream/any other icing is spread on her nipples . The man proceeds to grab onto her breast, squeezing violently while still inside her and eat the icing while trying to get her to orgasm.

I gave Jenny a Sloppy Buttercream and when she squirted her nipples were red and she was asking for more!

by Oli85 May 6, 2016