buttcum

Buttcum is a futuristic cum that will be available in the 2050's where the new "hip" thing will be to buttcum on your spouse and girl/boyfriend which is where people release a bodily fluid from their ass that is a mix between cum and poop but the catch is that ur buttcum taste like the best tasting strawberries in the world. Not just any kind but the kind that everybody loves. It will be a step up from roleplaying and before sex. spean speaner speaning

I wouldn't have sex with Bill but I'd buttcum him.

by RAMS March 20, 2005

buttchug

an extremely homosexual ritual performed by fraternity brothers on their new pledges in which beer is poured down one brothers ass crack and into the mouth of the eagerly awaiting pledge

I thought about joining their fraternity, but I found out that they do the buttchug and that was it for me.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

buttcrump

some one who is very naive or stupid.

You buttcrump!!! Dont climb that fence, you can hear dogs barking on the other side!!!

by On_the_verge_of_boredom January 22, 2007

Buttchucker

- noun

Buttchuckers (or Buttstompers) are ranked with snot rockets, loogies, and dog owners who are derelict in their pooper scooper duties.

Buttchuckers throw their cigarettes out the window while driving because they are too lazy to clean the ashtray conveniently provided in their vehicles. Buttchuckers flick the fag worldwide making Earth a nastier place for us all (except in Singapore where such abuses are illegal, including “chewing-gum chucking”).

Antonym: Friends of Smokey Bear

Ah man, Buttchuckers have been here. I thought the beach would be sandy, but it's 50% cigarette butts!

by ConcealedID July 17, 2009

buttchunk

1.someone absolutely annoying, bothersome
2. A little chunk of poo with beans in it

1. OMG evan is such a buttchunk.
2. You should have seen this gross buttchunk i left in the toilet

by AaronLeechang September 12, 2007

Buttchugging

The action of placing a bottle in your rectum and vacuum-soaking it in.

1: Where’d my coke go?

2: Don’t you remember? You caught me with my pants down, buttchugging it last night.

by ThisIsNotMyRealName1939 May 20, 2018

buttchuck

The ultimate insult you could bestow upon anyone who talks bullshit all the time. as a double whammy this word also means the explosive matter that could come out of the ass at such great speeds that it seems like your arse has been out drinkin to much last night.

Example 1;

Person 1: So I saved the entire population of Ireland with a string and a folk!

Person 2: Bullshit you did you buttchuck!

Example 2;
Man I had the biggest buttchuckin session last night!

by Edens Shadow January 16, 2008