Butt Monkey

A man that never does his expense report and lies to his wife delaying the expense report by a year and a half.

David is a butt monkey.

by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022

butt monkey

Someone's significant other.

My sister went out with her butt monkey last night

by Kandiss April 17, 2005

butt monkey

A universal descriptor, useful in just about any situation (see examples below), if used properly. It can be used in a variety of ways.

As fast as a buttmonkey, As slow as a buttmonkey, Hotter than 10,000 buttmonkeys or Colder than a buttmonkey in a deep freeze, It's raining like a buttmonkey with a firehose. Well I'll be a buttmonkey's uncle. It worked until you buttmonkeyed it!, Don't buttmonkey me, I know you're .......
You're a buttmonkey (bad thing). You're a buttmonkey (good thing). You bet your bottom buttmonkey. I wouldn't date her if she was the last buttmonkey on Earth.

by Eric the Computer Guy October 26, 2003

butt monkey

someone who tends to other peoples wishes

"Steve: thanks for being a good butt monkey susan, and putting my coat away"

by Sean January 31, 2005

butt monkey

person or persons employed at a state mental institution pretending to work in order to draw a paycheck while only coming to work on paydays.

Paul has been the top butt monkey at New Mexico State Hospital since 1999.

by Wanda May 8, 2003

butt monkey

One who has lots of butts, so many butts that the butts are coming out of their hair. Like 100 butts.

Man, my sister is such a butt monkey. she has like 100 butts, so many that they are coming out of everywhere including her hair.

by Nat80 August 29, 2013

butt monkey

a person who likes to act like a monkey as in a gibon playfull and loves to climb.

1. comparing a person to a gibon.
2. nickname to a monkey like child "yo buttmonkey" plus its buttmonkey not butt monkey.

by cye liburd July 7, 2006