Rearended by a Buick

Verb. When a well endowed man has sex with a girl from behind and he is so big he hurts her.

Holy shit it felt like i was Rearended by a Buick

by Hulka Beef June 18, 2014

The Buick is out of the garage

An expression to discreetly let another male know that his zipper or fly is open on his pants.

John, "the Buick is out of the garage" man.

by Hung4Whatever October 14, 2012

Buick butt

The partial numbness of the buttocks that results from long car trips. Causes the sensation of your ass being one with the car seat. Named for the Buick line, as the suspension in these and other large sedans tends to amplify the effect.

Bob: You know, after driving for the last four hours, I feel as though I've become one with the car. Is this Zen?

Larry: Nah, it's just Buick butt.

by Justice Walker March 13, 2009

Buick

Buicks are sadly underappreciated. Yes, they are all land yachts, and yes, they have a bad rep from old people not knowing how to drive them.

But they run forever, can survive a crash with nearly anything, and nine times out of ten, are faster than your little import four-banger.

Videos exist of the 1987 Buick Regal GNX schooling Corvettes and 5.0 Mustangs. Anyone who says Buicks are slow is grossly uneducated.

by Danny March 31, 2005

Butuckus

A funny way to say buttox.

My face is a pretty as a rat's butuckus.

by Cheese Tea October 5, 2009

Butikofer

Often associated with the term Chocolate bear, this type of person is generally athletic with extremely large latissius dorsi. They were often the leaders of rebellions against the Roman Empire; often unsuccessful due to the fact that all the soldiers were jealous of their leader's athletic ability. The dominant genetics, according to Cambridge studies, is associated with their large flashy teeth and ferocity. Sometimes with slightly misunderstood homosexual tendencies. The males of this gene pool often fall hopelessly in love with a single woman who will eventually tear their hearts out and sacrifice them to the Gods. Modern Day versions of this ancient warrior are those who accomplish extreme feats of strength while often brushing their teeth at the same time. Changes wrought into their now imperfect gene pool has rendered them below their average seven foot height.

Person 1: "Man you're such an Butikofer."
Person 2: "An ancient Butikofer or a new Butikofer?"
Person 1: "A new Butikofer."
Person 2: "You're a tool."

by Scrubsmania September 25, 2013

Bitick

When someone/something or life is being a bitch and a dick

Life's been a huge bitick

And holy shit She's sucks a bitick

by 123456bum123456 June 17, 2016