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short busser

A term that is commonly used by college professors to refer to students that get (by law) 50% more time on tests because of a "learning disability". The disability is typically related to test anxiety.

The term derives its meaning from the fact that disabled students in the public school system often ride to (and from) school in a bus that is about half the length of a typical school bus.
Professor 1: How many short bussers do you have in your class this semester?

Professor 2: I'm not sure, but can you tell me how the fuck those retards get into college at all?

Professor 1: Yeah, fuck the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act)!
by Itsmoida2me July 8, 2009
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Busser Balls

The Aroma Coming From Ones Boxers After A Shift Of Bussing Tables.
Dude Blake I Can't Wait To Get Home And Shower I've Got Some Rancid Busser Balls Right Now.
by NoahDaBoa November 29, 2011
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Adreanna Bustles smile dims the sun!
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More Muscle for the Bustle

The expression used to describe a woman with an exceptionally muscular butt. I similar phrase to "more cushion for the pushin" but instead of cushion (fat) she has hard muscle. Pain from thrusting during intercourse is implied. Serena Williams is the perfect example of this phenomenon.
Stan: Dang that female weightlifter has a big manly booty!

Dave: You know what they say, that's just more muscle for the bustle.

Stan: I bet her boyfriend can't feel his front half for a week after doggy style.
by knightsofsesquipedalia September 11, 2014
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Bussell

An intelligent, dark haired, Portuguese with English ancestry; usually involved in covert government operations. Charismatic and likened to a James Bond machismo. Smooth with the ladies, loves to drink, and strong fisted. Does not enjoy Polish/Native American comedy.
Did you see that Bussell over there take down those Russian Operatives while drinking a Vodka Redbull and hitting on those three Swedish models?
by bmania June 15, 2011
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Busser

Person that does everything the waiters don't wanna do.
Hey busser! go clean outside, that baby just puked!.
by M.M.M October 23, 2008
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