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An Arizona Border Burrito is when a Caucasian and a Mexican position their asses together, like the border between the US and Mexico, and then shit in unison until both piles of feces blend together. Then the Mexican scoops up the combined feces and places it into a corn tortilla and rolls it tightly. The Mexican then shoves the rolled burrito into the Caucasians ass and ensures a good fit with just a bit of penetration. Then Caucasian shits the rolled burrito back out and feeds it to the the mexican.

Ingredients:
1. Caucasian
1. Mexican
1. Corn tortilla
An Arizona Border Burrito should be served warm, with a side of guacamole and sour cream. This dish is typically served in small Arizona border towns. Ask for it by name.
Hey Kip, I heard you like the Arizona Border Burrito that they serve down at the VFW...
by litmuch June 14, 2014
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burrito butthole

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A phenomenon wherein the tortilla is so tightly wrapped around a burrito's filling that a structural weakness develops.

Eventually, the burrito's innards begin protruding from a thin point in the tortilla, causing the mixed juices of the burrito to seep out. The juices typically mimic a brown color and thin viscosity that resembles anal leakage. Hence, the resultant orifice of the burrito is referred to as a "burrito butthole".

Commonly manifested in the gargantuan San Francisco-style burritos served at Chipotle.
Person #1: "Oh no, I'm starting to get a burrito butthole."

Person #2: "Quick, suck on it before the juices start to escape!"

Person #1: (Sucks on burrito butthole)

Person #2: "Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about..."

Person #1: (Stops sucking on burrito butthole. Slowly begins walking away from Person #2.)
by Philo Sophie December 14, 2008
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1. a life changing experience.
2. a street food dish (Burrito) from the world famous World Street Kitchen (WSK) that features red curry chicken, fried rice, basil, cilantro and secret sauce.
i just got bangkok burrito'ed..... aka my life has changed.
by eatthesteet July 14, 2011
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The delicious phrase that succeeds the already tasty "cool beans."

1) Intended to be a replacement or an expansion upon "cool beans." According to the prophecy, all cool beans will eventually be made into neato burritos. Their fate is inevitable-- it is only a matter of time.

2) Means "cool" or "awesome," but can also be a form of approval or for closing a conversation in a simultaneously witty and dorky manner.
"Whoa, check that out!"
"Dang, that's neato burrito!"

"So I'll pick you up at 7?"
"Sounds good."
"Neato burrito."

"I just got an iPad!"
"Cool beans, man."
"Actually, it's 'neato burrito,' now."
"Shut the hell up, Matt."
" :( "
by Jon B-C January 25, 2014
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drown a burrito

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Verb: to defecate - especially large single turds
Pardon me from this great first date, I have to go drown a burrito.
by AtomicFroman January 14, 2008
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The act of rolling yourself up in a blanket to become a human burrito.
Don't mind Erin, she's just burritoing on the floor.
by Guv_Bubbs April 25, 2016
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blanket burrito

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When a person (usually one, can be more) lies on one end of a blanket and rolls to the other side with the starting end held, wrapping themselves up in the blanket. When finished they look just like a burrito.
Or a pig in a blanket, just with a human and an actual blanket
by Nae October 6, 2004
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