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A school in Burlington, Massachusetts. There are over 2,000 students and teachers. Rumor has it that the school was built as a nuclear war bunker or a prison, and that there is a bomb shelter hidden somewhere under the gym. It is very easy to get lost in BHS as there are many hallways and corridors that do not connect to each other. If this happens, beware of the zombies, as they were part of the 1967 Student Protection Program and never left. They will eat you alive and are specially trained to find even the sneakiest ninja (which are also around the school in large populations and kill intruders at first sight).
The high school's team mascot is the Red Devil, and the sports teams include football, baseball, lacrosse, swimming, softball, track/field, and much more. Random and crazy things happen there all the time. If you ever find yourself lost in Burlington High School, do not ask a senior, as they will tell you about the pool on the third floor, which is restricted unless you have a desire to be eaten alive.
The high school's team mascot is the Red Devil, and the sports teams include football, baseball, lacrosse, swimming, softball, track/field, and much more. Random and crazy things happen there all the time. If you ever find yourself lost in Burlington High School, do not ask a senior, as they will tell you about the pool on the third floor, which is restricted unless you have a desire to be eaten alive.
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