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The Real Broker Show

Real Broker Show is a show where real estate agents show viewers inside apartments for rent or sale across the city.
Yo! I just saw this dope 1 bedroom apartment on the Real Broker Show just now.
by ReneofReal April 20, 2018
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Brokerface

When a bro puts on a front for his other bros, so that they cannot discern his actual intentions or feelings.
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my brokerface.

I didn't want Graham to know I was hooking up with his girl, so I got my brokerface on.
by dukebag August 21, 2010
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Feltch Broker

A person that connects fans of sucking sperm out of another persons ass to people who are fans of having sperm put into their ass.
Jim was at the club the other night and couldn't get lucky so he called up his Feltch Broker and got a great deal on an ass sucking.
by Geezuses July 22, 2009
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Real estate broker

The lowest form of life that has survived evolution. This sub-breed of the human species has no morale, honor or sense of honesty. Their appearance is of a typical human being, but they can be recognized as a real estate broker by their forked tongue, breath that smells like bullshit (due to their habit of talking shit daily and hourly), and for their overall lizard-like appearance.

When running into a real estate broker - kiinteistönvälittäjä in Finnish - avoid all eye contact and take the nearest exit, if inside a building. It is very necessary to vacate any and all premises if a real estate broker is encountered. Remember to close all open doors and alert the police, fire department and the local zoo.
A real estate broker is a person, who upon running into a battery victim, will check his or her pockets for anything valuable and force anal sex with the victim after that.
by Magnus E 5 July 2, 2008
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call my broker

To use the restroom for the purpose of taking a piss.
Dude #1: OK, you ready to go?
Dude #2: Hold on -- I gotta go call my broker before we leave...
by Aneurysm Boy July 25, 2007
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Burker Sting

That whopper you get at Burker Sting sure is stupendous.
by Sean Brennan April 29, 2004
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cum broker

One who deals the rare delicacy that is cum.
Maggy: Know any place I can get some good fresh jizz?
Gerardo: Yea, thers a cum broker 2 blocks down the street. Hit that shit up.
by JESSANKNEY September 30, 2006
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