burns donut

When a guy has herpes, the clap, chlamydia (or another "burning STD"), or any combination of std's, and sleeps with a girl, the morning after (or shortly after) she will have a burning situation in her nethers. This is known as a "burns donut."

(Next morning after doin tha nasty)
Glen: "Morning babe, want a burns donut?"

Martha: "What's a burns donut?"

Glen: "I have herpes. Burns, don't it?"

by testicles...that is all October 29, 2009

Mike Burns

A name that can be used to replace any other word should the need arise.

The name also suffices as a mindless diversion in the face of boredom. The game is won by thinking of middle names that make it a dirty phrase.

1) I'm so mike burnsed right now I can barely see straight.

2) Mike Hunt Burns
Mike Lamidia Burns
Mike Rabs Burns

by Kyle Pedersen September 1, 2008

Thigh Burns

Pubic hair that is untrimmed and so long that it hangs down one's leg similar to side burns. Similarly the chafing from such long hair literally causes friction burns on the thighs.

Women in 70's porno's have thigh burns

by Craigman77 May 18, 2011

it burns

An exclamation upon seeing something awful. The image is painfully seared into your retina like an acid burn.

Person A: Hey, check out this site called goatse. I promise it's not a rickroll.
Person B: What is that... AUGH, my eyes! It burns!

by Frankie1969 April 10, 2008

burnster

A person that is a cross between a burner and a hipster.

Warlock Princess: "Oooh look at that dudes vintage outfit with the leather and bright colors. He's like half 1989 Weekend at Bernie's, half 1979 Mad Max. What a total burnster and he pulled it off! I've gotta get in a pic with him for my Instagram!"

Jeff: "Look at the chick he's with too, she's so hot! She's totally a burnster too!"

Warlock Princess: "No she's not Jeff. She's hot alright but she's just your classic burner with those fuzzy neon rainbow colored ankle warmers, tutu, leotard and that hula hoop."

by feetoid May 26, 2016

Richard Burnish

A Richard Burnish is when you and your friends gather in a circle and see who can fist each other the hardest. It is often described as a sexual act but can be done in places such as CMMA.

ROLAND: Hey Jake, how about we call Leroy over and the three of us do a Richard Burnish?
JAKE: That's a great idea Roland!

by Richard_Burnish_Memes July 23, 2021

August Burns Red

A band formed in Lancaster, PA with my favorite drummer in the world, Matt Greiner. They feature guitar riffs in insane time signatures, such as 13/4, 7/8, and 5/4, with insanely fast syncopated drumming. Jake Luhrs, the vocalist, has a voice that made my balls drop.

Not only are they an amazing band, but they also are great guys. I talked to them for 20 minutes before their concert, and they were funny, awesome guys. Not to mention, they're all devout Christians. :)

"Dude do you listen to August Burns Red?" - guy 1

"No dude" - guy 2

"Go to the final breakdown of Back Burner and listen." - guy 1

No response from guy 2 because he died from epicness of song.

by Drummer from Enter Shikari September 26, 2010