Double penetration, involving two men (usually of a country bumpkin background) performing intercourse with various barnyard livestock. The testes will grind upon one another while violating the animal.Alcohol and Truth or Dare usually help. Cows and sheep are recommended. Chickens, not so much.
Merle and Jeb were done drunker than shit, so I dared em to a barnyard testicle sandwich on old man bubba's farm. That there horse never got it so good.
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Damn dude! Nothing but a bunch of barnyard commandos in this place! Let's get the fuck outta here before we catch gonosyphilliherpezoids.
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1: Dude I'm starving.
2: Yeah let's go to Wendy's, I could go for a barnyard burger right about now.
2: Yeah let's go to Wendy's, I could go for a barnyard burger right about now.
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I'm grillin me up a barnyard buzzard, grab a beer and come over.
I'm grillin me up a barnyard buzzard, grab a beer and come over.
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