burger king

typical American fast food outlet which has outspread its' greasy claws to every corner of the Earth.

horrible service at every UK store I've been to: employees don't speak English, are unable to use a till and take on average five minutes to get your entire meal to the front counter. and the meat is always burnt.

if you want 100g of fat in a burger, go to McDonald's instead of Burger King

by blue March 30, 2004

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also: BK
An abbreviation for a major Boner Killer. The mere thought of this homely individual will snuff out the most raging boner.

guy 1: I was going to have to stand up to do my presentation for the class in like 30 seconds, and i had this gigantic rager that wouldn't quit!
guy 2: Oh no! What happened?
guy 1: Luckily the girl presenting before me was a 250 pound bra-less burger king, with gnarly camel toe to boot...
guy 2: Dear God, your boner never stood a chance.
guy 1: Yeah, I nearly felt sorry for it.

by WakMan January 20, 2009

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I got food poisoning from eating their food.

Fuck Burger King and their poorly cooked shit.

by kid July 22, 2003

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Another fast food chain selling fat injections for 3.99. Higher dose fat injection available for 50 cent more. Burnt hamburger patties, wilted lettuce, excessive use of mayonaise, and intentionally stale french fries featured here.

Friend: Hey, want to eat at Burger King today?

Me: Mouth full of charcoal? I'll pass..

by JukeJointJezebel July 13, 2006

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A burger place I haven't eaten in for 5 years. Their fries have been remade several times and they still suck. Their burgers suck too aside from a few.

Burger king sucks, their new commercials with a guy in a King outfit is fucking scary.

by Oz April 19, 2005

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