the kindest human ever. anybody would be lucky to even know him. he knows how to make you happy. he’s the most perfect boy. when he says that he loves you, he means it. he would risk his life to save yours. braeden burch is an amazing human.
by brizika July 19, 2018
Get the braeden burchmug. pretty much the coolest dude ever. he taught superman to fly and the hulk his upper body workout. he invented the alphabet, and told the first chuck norris joke ever. the dos equis man demanded a disclaimer saying that he was second to Reuben Nathaniel Burch. pretty much a freakin genius, total nerd, sexy nerd, sweetest, most awesome guy you have ever had the privilege of hearing about.
if the greatest minds in history were to meet, Aristotle, Hume, Kant, and Rosa Parks and all the greats were to get together and have a god-like idea it would be to ready mankind for the awesomeness of Reuben Nathaniel Burch.
by friend of humans November 16, 2013
Get the Reuben Nathaniel Burchmug. It’s the opposite of bitch but with the word bro in it. Like your trying to tell your friend a secret.
by chicken jockey April 12, 2025
Get the burchmug. McKenzie is the absolute best. She means so much to Carter, her smile can make him feel the most joy. She should be thanked for being amazing. Carter loves you Mckenzie
by Carteman January 15, 2019
Get the McKenzie Burchmug. 1. Simultaneously burping and belching after eating way too much.
2. Perching like a serious burd at the treetop instead of using a regular branch.
3. Digging a tunnel and burrowing into a church for no reasonable reason.
4. Burning hard but still marching forward like a real trooper.
5. Searching for the source of all your burdens.
2. Perching like a serious burd at the treetop instead of using a regular branch.
3. Digging a tunnel and burrowing into a church for no reasonable reason.
4. Burning hard but still marching forward like a real trooper.
5. Searching for the source of all your burdens.
1. "I burched so hard after eating seven steaks and a bucket of rainbow salad."
2. "Look at that mad hummingbird burching at the top of that birch!"
3. "Those weird brothers burched the cathedral last night to play with the relics."
4. "My girlfriend threw a tantrum again but hey, I'm still burching on."
5. "Life is hard, my friend, but I keep burching for solutions."
2. "Look at that mad hummingbird burching at the top of that birch!"
3. "Those weird brothers burched the cathedral last night to play with the relics."
4. "My girlfriend threw a tantrum again but hey, I'm still burching on."
5. "Life is hard, my friend, but I keep burching for solutions."
by Moozard October 13, 2024
Get the burchingmug. by Some dude from Iowa October 17, 2010
Get the burchemug. An amazing man, with arms the size of small children's heads. One who is so handsome, that women become wet instantly upon seeing him.
by YouKnowITellTheTruth June 16, 2018
Get the michael burchmug.