Binoculars

British term for eyeglasses.

Hyacinth:"Richard please put on your binoculars so you can read the road signs."

by Speedyg18 April 9, 2009

binocular

Heard in reggae, used in a threatening way: "We have you under heavy binocular..." meaning "we have you under surveillance." Also pronounced in a very different way, bi-nock-you-LAR.

"Man, that same van pulls up and parks across the street every day. I think they have us under heavy binocular."

by Numb-A-Sys December 6, 2013

Binocular Birth

When a woman has a vagina that resembles a double barrel shotgun and births two kids at the same time

My mothers binocular birth scarred our doctor for life.

by Horse Peener May 5, 2022

The Binoculars

Famous building in Los Angeles, California, specifically the Chiarat-Day Building, shaped to resemble a pair of binoculars. No kidding, this actually does exist!

Fred, let's take a shortcut around The Binoculars, and then we'll go to the Strip.

by pentozali June 26, 2006

Cyber Binoculars

An online device that allows you to get a closer look at someone without them knowing about it. The ultimate people watching device. Examples: Facebook, Twitter....

Chick: "My ex is an asshole but I cant help it...I have to bust out my cyber binoculars and stalk his Facebook page!"

by JustinDeever October 4, 2010

relative motion binocular sex theory

When a woman moans, all single adult men within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

When a man moans, all single adult women within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

Dad Who Ran Away: "Why do all single adult women have clear imaging Roof Prism Binoculars?"

Joe Mama: "Same for single adult men! They got the Night Vision Extreme Binoculars!"

Step-Sis: "Thats the relative motion binocular sex theory in full effect."

by Step-Sis 69 April 11, 2022

Binoculate

The act of ejaculating whilst looking through binoculars.

I was watching your mom change with my binoculars and I totally binoculated in my jeans.

by Teflarcondom February 8, 2012