bumbum

young school-kids way of saying 'ass'. Also see botty, bum, tush

"Oopsie daisies! I landeded on my bumbum!"
"Hey, thaaaat's great, kid."

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

Bumcrums

The left over particles of your most recent shit!.

Jim: Ew.. You've got bumcrums
Barry: Get the hoover, QUICK!

by Jerrposition February 11, 2015

bum cum

semen that is pumped out after anal sex.

"shake your tits, look in the camera, and tell everyone that you love bum cum."

by orange soothsayer September 29, 2006

Bumbum

A sign of endearment for two people passionately in love.

I love you my little baby bumbum bumski.

by Silvia890 December 9, 2008

Bumcumber

A gargantuum haemorrhoid of colossal proportions, protruding from the 'annus' like a shiny purple cucumber of the size which would have nuns doing press-ups in cucumber fields.

"Christ Nora, what the hell is that poking out of your arse?"

"It's me 'Farmer Giles' Edie, they're terrible bad at this time of year!"

"Shiver me timbers! I thought you were giving birth to a blimp - that thing makes a blue whale look like a Tic Tac!"

"Well, the doctor gave me some tablets, suppositories he called 'em, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse! Bloody bumcumbers!"

by Andrealphus June 27, 2010

Bumfumbles

The word can either be used as an expletive "Oh, bumfumbles!" or it can be turned into a verb: "They were bumfumbling in the back of the garden" In past tense: "He's been bumfumbled!" etc. "Shall we go for a bumfumble in the shed?"

"I've been bumfumbled"
"Care for some bumfumble"
"I bumfumbled this assignment in 24 hours"
"Oh bumfumbles, I dropped my ice cream"

by FumblingBum March 14, 2010

bumsum

The name given to an equation where each element is a value of bums.

Find x:
3 bums + 2 bums = x bums

This is a bumsum.

by Buttestitian October 7, 2006