Junk Buffing

A junk buffing is a very good and satisfying hand-job.

"If he came on my show i'd give him such a good junk buffing he wouldn't need an Argentine mistress"

by Dazeses July 17, 2009

Taint Buffing

Getting a pat down in the groin region by: Security, Secret Service, or TSA

I hate security lines, i don't want to take off my shoes for some Taint Buffing

by Maxie Gee November 6, 2010

buffting

If a thing is buff, it is a buffting. 'ting' being London garage slang for 'thing'*

Err, that bird down twerton park was a right buffting.

*"it's a London ting"

by spencer February 1, 2003

buffin' the muffin

Female masturbation.

I caught Laurel buffin' the muffin in the washroom today! It was nasty!

by Jyynx September 20, 2008

Buffing blue

Auto-erotic asphyxiation slang term

I almost died last night buffing blue.

by Extremeatheist August 20, 2013

bifftin

Huge amount of narcotic substance

I've got bifftin bags of weed bruh

by Bifftinsheila July 23, 2017

Buffin' the Muffin

The female act of masturbation.

Laurel is always at home, buffin' the muffin after work.

by Jyynx September 21, 2008