Buddhism

Buddhism is a religion which has its beginnings with Siddharta Gautama, a prince who gave up material possessions in order to meditate, always searching for the reasons of life. He came up with the Four Noble Truths and the Eightfold Path, things which also Buddhists live by. Siddharta became known as the Buddha, and despite those fat, bald little Buddhas you may have seen, looked nothing like them.

Buddhism generally calls for a passive way of life, giving up material possessions in the search for truth and enlightenment. This is usually done through hours and hours of meditation.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ December 2, 2010

Buddhism hotline

Noun. A shit tier YouTube program. More known from the constant raids and "joke calls" from the website 4chan, the owner has quit the show multiple times, only to return a few episodes later. He is often referred to as a "cuck" although he does not know what it means. He is also the creator of the "joke detector 7.1" although this never stops the calls he still runs the "plan 62" script.

An all out joke.

Hey guys want to raid the Buddhism hotline?

by Assresist August 19, 2017

Washy Buddha Guck Fight

A guck fight taking place between two Buddhas. These buddhas are generally washy and enjoy throwing guck. Washy Buddha guck fights can injure innocent passerby and are a public safety violation.

Don't go down that alley; it's a popular spot for washy buddha guck fights.

by Callie Calypso January 19, 2013

Let's do this like Buddhists

A phrase used to indicate one is ready, willing, and able to do something in a peaceful, zen-like manner.

Sharla: Are you ready to leave for the store?
Peter: Let's do this like Buddhists.

by TeaInTheMoment January 18, 2021

buddhi call

Having sex with someone from your meditation class.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"I'm seeing that guy I met at the retreat."

"Not another buddhi call?! You've really been spreading the dharma lately!"

by eastside sarah April 6, 2009

Great White Buddha

Just a nice way of saying "toilet."

This phrase is most often used with the word worshiping, as in: "Neal was so repulsed by the picture that he spent the rest of the evening worshiping the Great White Buddha." This, of course, describes the act of throwing up.

by Talkmaster May 29, 2011

buddhacron

marijuana, pot, weed.

yo, come smoke some buddhacron with us ni**a!!!

by Big Willy April 23, 2004