Skip to main content
Did you see that dude over there? Sucha Bryant.
Bryant by ebul May 17, 2015
A bitch who tries to hard to be funny. He plays football but can barely throw/catch. Is a bitch and annoying
Fuck Bryant dude
Bryant by Bigdickgothgf August 14, 2019
A BHTT, all the way. The most annoying guy you know. Comparable and sometimes is a nagging middle schooler.
"Man, start running, I see a Bryant"
Bryant by Tater wedge February 11, 2015
A man usually from Mexico that loves mess with people and usually loves to drink. His body is usually short from legs and a big body and let's not forgot he's extremely gay and will suck dick in a heartbeat.
He's such a bryant
Bryant by not_geo July 17, 2017
Fufu , dead , Limp , Garbage, cheeks, Ass, false advertising , lame , itty bitty , small , short dick , looser , feeble, weak, thin, flimsy, poor, sorry; unconvincing, implausible, unlikely "a lame excuse" minute, minuscule, microscopic, nanoscale, infinitesimal, very small, little, mini, diminutive, miniature, scaled down, baby, toy, dwarf, pygmy, peewee, Lilliputian; informalteeny, teeny-weeny, teensy, teensy-weensy, itty-bitty, itsy-bitsy, eensy, eensy-weensy, little-bitty; bite-sized, pint-sized; wee
"what are these tiny red insects?"unintelligent, ignorant, dense, foolish, dull-witted, slow, simpleminded, vacuous, vapid, idiotic, imbecilic, imbecile, obtuse, doltish; informalthick, dim, dimwitted, slow-witted, dumb, dopey, dozy, moronic, cretinous, pea-brained, halfwitted, soft in the head, brain-dead, boneheaded, thickheaded, wooden-headed, muttonheaded, daft
"they're rather stupid"
foolish, silly, unintelligent, idiotic, scatterbrained, nonsensical, senseless, harebrained, unthinking, ill-advised, ill-considered, unwise, injudicious;
inane, absurd, ludicrous, ridiculous, laughable, risible, fatuous, asinine, mad, insane, lunatic;
informalcrazy, dopey, cracked, half-baked, dimwitted, cockeyed, lamebrained, nutty, batty, cuckoo, loony, loopy
"that was a really stupid thing to do"
Wow your so Bryant . boy yo ass Bryant . I don't want him he's Bryant . Ugh I hate a Bryant dude ....
Bryant by Bryantstipid1 August 30, 2016
An unknown species from an unknown location in the wilderness, high key homeless, but likes to tell people they’re not so that they don’t get shouted at. A Bryant usually has many hobbies, one of them includes photography:
A bryant loves To photograph pedestrians without their consent.

Sometimes a Bryant may even break into your house and photograph your treadmill.

Watch out
Bro 1: “bro you hear that, sounds like someone’s in your gym”

Bro 2: “bro the other day when I went in there, there were about 20 odd tripods with go pros set up around my treadmill, and when i looked at the footage from these go pros, there was this weird man in a belly top and booty shorts running on my treadmill chanting homophobic slurs”

Bro 1: bro....I don’t know how to put this...but I think you’ve been infested with Bryantas bugs”

Bro 2: dude...how do I get rid of them?
Bro 1: bro, you can’t.
Bryant by Smolbean tarik April 17, 2019