clitty bruiser

Refers to a massive cock that pounds the pussy so hard that it bruises the clit. See also Oil Can

Cynthia was walking bowlegged and sore after the Don pounded her with his clitty bruiser

by Clift July 5, 2006

Ball-bruiser

Another term for an "ass", mens or womens.

Where a guy is doing a man/woman in the butt, and his nuts are hitting his/her ass so hard, it bruises the sack/chode area.

"Brittany became a ball-bruiser last night while I was hitting it in my bed."

by D3RR!CKnZ!ON June 4, 2009

Nick Bruiser

A bald person with no emotions who has the strength of an ox and will knock you out easily.

"Dont get in that guy's way. He's a real Nick Bruiser if you do."

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022

Bruiser Cruiser

Getting to punch your siblings with a "slug bug" isn't as fun now that there aren't many Volkswagen Beetles on the road anymore. There are however Many PT Cruisers.

"Bruiser cruiser, no bruiser cruiser back!"

"Owwww! Moooooooom!"

by Craig Butterfield December 19, 2008

Muffin Bruiser

When a chicks' is so fat, she gets on top of her man to ride him, and due to her weight she leaves bruises. Also a girl who has a lot of fat hanging over her pants and always is angry and your really not sure if she is a guy or a girl.

Holy shit Jason, did you see Tonys' girlfriend? Yeah, he told me when she rides him he gets bruises because she is so fat! Yeah, she's a real Muffin Bruiser!

by nosa74 October 30, 2009

Dick the Bruiser

legendary pro wrestler in the 60s and 70s. Probably never used an actual wrestling hold his whole career. Mostly just pummelled opponests with his fist, also liked to throw them out of the ring and bash their head on the timekeeper's table. Other nicknmaes included "The Psychopath," "The Missing Link," and "The Most Dangerous Man Alive." Built like a fireplug at about 5'7" 240 lbs. Died of a heart attack while doing bench presses at home in 1991. Real name William Afflis.

Dick the Bruiser went from villain to fan favorite in St. Louis when he got into a feud with Black Jack Lanza.

by Woody Thomas December 25, 2008

Billy the bruiser

Billy the bruiser

Aka billy kelly an absolute rebel apart of the latchford lot , known for the absolute crimes that he had committed one devious one was when picked someone’s bike up and launched across the field , hitting a poor innocent old lady on the head and putting her in critical condition, his main lad known as “max don’t pay tax” who has been involved in 12 organised bombing and Vehicular homicide, One famous quote of billy Kelly’s is “TAKE THAT BACK!”

There’s billy the bruiser watch out he might get max the side kick on ussssss watch out

by Ihatebillykelly November 3, 2019