browned out

getting so drunk/fucked up that you are only somewhat aware of what you are doing or what's going on and can only recall certain instances of the same.

i remember calling misty last night but don't know what i said because i was browned out.

by scoobie doobie October 14, 2008

Browned Out

When you drink so much that everything goes brown. It's not as severe as a black out because you remember different bits and pieces.

Last night I got smashed and totally browned out, help me remember what happened.

by Crankytauren November 1, 2010

download a brownload

means you are going to take a crap.

I'll be back in a few, I've gotta go DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD.

"Hey, can you pull over at the next rest area, I NEED TO DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD"


common responses from others that hear the phrase said:

Gross
does that generate a large log file?
what is your download speed?
so is that a broad band connection? baa ha ha ha ha!!!
dude, be carefull not to let that turn into a core dump!
dont forget to wipe
Who is your ISP?

by BOOGIEMANN May 2, 2005

Download a brownload

The act of unleashing a massive shit on some poor unsuspecting toilet.

Jim: Where did cletus go?

Bertha: He ran off to the bathroom, said something about having to download a brownload.

by Big booty bertha rex December 9, 2015

Chris Browned

In various forms ranging from a simple bitchslap to a straight up ass whoopin. Works in many forms in real life to sports to round of HALO, WoW or Continuum.

Originates from the Chris Brown-Rihanna domestic assault incident.

Computer> I just Chris Browned ZenaBee 10-2, ez
ZenaBee> comp yeah u killed me
ZenaBee> stop using chris brown
Blast> CHRIS BROWN BEAT UP RHIANNA LOL

by 14A67 February 9, 2009

Chris browned

The act of assaulting your partner leaving either contusions, bite marks, or bruises.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear that Dani and Jake broke up?

Person 2: What? Who broke up with who?

Person 1: She did it. He totally Chris browned her.

by lululololililelelala February 11, 2009

bowhead

A female undergraduate student who invariably walks around campus with a large bow in her hair. The species was common in the early 1990s and can still be found in remote parts of the US such as Kansas.

Professor Zepf: "How are the students in your intro class?"

Professor Ashman: "Fifty bowheads and the football team. Again."

by TheGameKat March 11, 2009