(n) a jurassic beast that disguises itself with ray bans, baseball hats, pierced ears, nikes, popped collars, and beer. Often seen preying on women or running in a flock of other brosaurs at a party.
by blithering dildo March 27, 2011
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Alleged followers of the Norse faith that scream about going to Valhalla and think they're vikings and are loud and obnoxious about it and have probably only ever just watch the show Vikings
"Bro, BRO! When I die im going to Valhalla and im gunna fight beside Thor everyday!Til Valhalla!!!"
Ugh who invited the brosatru's
Ugh who invited the brosatru's
by HeathenHijinks January 24, 2021
Get the Brosatru mug.Broskees are guys who aren't just a crew but more like a family. Broskees will do anything for their broskee except anything homosexual (broskees are straight).
Broskees do everything together. Broskees hit the gym, wavepool and mall together. When people see one broskee they should get the feeling that other broskees are near.
Broskee is the highest rank of friend you can have. Even surpassing the girl friend.
Broskees never steal a girl from another broskee.
Any broskee hooking up with a girl, that another broskee has already been with, is frowned upon (no girl gets with more than one of the broskees)
Broskees do everything together. Broskees hit the gym, wavepool and mall together. When people see one broskee they should get the feeling that other broskees are near.
Broskee is the highest rank of friend you can have. Even surpassing the girl friend.
Broskees never steal a girl from another broskee.
Any broskee hooking up with a girl, that another broskee has already been with, is frowned upon (no girl gets with more than one of the broskees)
Hot Girl: Hey what are you doing today?
Kevin: Hitting up the wave pool after I go to the gym
Hot Girl: Who are you going with?
Kevin: Obviously I'm going with my broskees, but you should come too
Hot Girl: Okay I'll be there ;)
Kevin: Hey Tyler, you gotta come to this party with me, trevor and brian
Tyler: Dude I cant, alyssa is making me eat dinner with her
Kevin: Broskees or alyssa?
Tyler: True, i can't leave the broskees behind
Kevin: Hitting up the wave pool after I go to the gym
Hot Girl: Who are you going with?
Kevin: Obviously I'm going with my broskees, but you should come too
Hot Girl: Okay I'll be there ;)
Kevin: Hey Tyler, you gotta come to this party with me, trevor and brian
Tyler: Dude I cant, alyssa is making me eat dinner with her
Kevin: Broskees or alyssa?
Tyler: True, i can't leave the broskees behind
by KewLy August 7, 2011
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"Sure bro haven't you heard of brokkake?"
"Sure bro haven't you heard of brokkake?"
by angnonanonnon February 27, 2015
Get the brokkake mug.A bro that is such a total bro that he has become the cherished leader of the Village hidden in the Bros, and the creator of the Secret Ninjutsu: the Brosengan.
1. Hey do you know Nathan?
2. Yeah, he helped my clan in the 3rd Great Ninja War.
1. Sounds like a total Brokagé
2. Yeah, he helped my clan in the 3rd Great Ninja War.
1. Sounds like a total Brokagé
by The Brokage May 30, 2016
Get the Brokagé mug.term used by the coolest male group of friends in any community, school, environment etc. it is referred to as a title for those lucky enough to be considered a broskie. a broskie is closer than a bro.
wanna go to a hockey game tonight broskie?
broskie! i called shotgun before him.
lets have a broskies' night out.
broskie! i called shotgun before him.
lets have a broskies' night out.
by Broskie Leader April 21, 2006
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