(n) a jurassic beast that disguises itself with ray bans, baseball hats, pierced ears, nikes, popped collars, and beer. Often seen preying on women or running in a flock of other brosaurs at a party.
by blithering dildo March 27, 2011
Get the brosaur mug.Alleged followers of the Norse faith that scream about going to Valhalla and think they're vikings and are loud and obnoxious about it and have probably only ever just watch the show Vikings
"Bro, BRO! When I die im going to Valhalla and im gunna fight beside Thor everyday!Til Valhalla!!!"
Ugh who invited the brosatru's
Ugh who invited the brosatru's
by HeathenHijinks January 24, 2021
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SOME OF THE BEST BBQ SAUCE IN THE WORLD. Main ingredients being:
2 cups ketchup.
1 cup water.
1/2 cup apple cider vinegar.
5 tablespoons light brown sugar.
5 tablespoons sugar.
1/2 tablespoon fresh ground black pepper.
1/2 tablespoon onion powder.
1/2 tablespoon ground mustard.
1 tablespoon of SKEET
And a boatload of ESSKEETIT!
2 cups ketchup.
1 cup water.
1/2 cup apple cider vinegar.
5 tablespoons light brown sugar.
5 tablespoons sugar.
1/2 tablespoon fresh ground black pepper.
1/2 tablespoon onion powder.
1/2 tablespoon ground mustard.
1 tablespoon of SKEET
And a boatload of ESSKEETIT!
"Hey Joey!! What's all that brown stuff on your Beefy Ding Dong??" Asked Estéban.
"It's my new BROSAUCE I just got," Joey said smiling down at his Beefy Ding Dong. Joey then went on to explain to Estéban how amazing this new bbq sauce is.
"I think BROSAUCE is from RAREBAC, ESKET, and the BAC-BBC-PCC pride group," Joey said chomping down on his Beefy Ding Dong.
"It's my new BROSAUCE I just got," Joey said smiling down at his Beefy Ding Dong. Joey then went on to explain to Estéban how amazing this new bbq sauce is.
"I think BROSAUCE is from RAREBAC, ESKET, and the BAC-BBC-PCC pride group," Joey said chomping down on his Beefy Ding Dong.
by TWITCH.TV/BROSAUCEtv July 25, 2018
Get the BROSAUCE mug."Dude, d'you think Ryne's brosary is gonna protect him from sharks?"
"Hell nah, he'll lose an arm or a board."
"Hell nah, he'll lose an arm or a board."
by Aleks Broskee December 18, 2008
Get the Brosary mug.Selling the boning that is Obamacare to 20-somethings by packaging it as hip, slick and cool--like, sign up cuz it's something your bros would do, man!
Dude! Obamacare is, like, really cool and you should, like, totally sign up for it since it means you get free, like, everything... and that means you get to keep more money for beer and doing other bro-like things, man!! All the Bros are doing it, man!! Dude, it's not just, like, health insurance, man--it's Brosurance!! I mean, the gubment knows what they're doing, man!!
by TinglesShabaz October 31, 2013
Get the brosurance mug.It's a combination of bro and suace. These both are endearing terms that can be used for close friends.
by Andrewsuace7000 April 14, 2007
Get the brosauce mug.Broasaurus is a bro that has been roming the streets spreading his bro-ish ways for many years These bros are typically in there thirties and were affliction and tons of body spray
by bro4504 October 29, 2009
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