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Brosatru 

Alleged followers of the Norse faith that scream about going to Valhalla and think they're vikings and are loud and obnoxious about it and have probably only ever just watch the show Vikings
"Bro, BRO! When I die im going to Valhalla and im gunna fight beside Thor everyday!Til Valhalla!!!"

Ugh who invited the brosatru's
Brosatru by HeathenHijinks January 24, 2021
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BROSAUCE 

SOME OF THE BEST BBQ SAUCE IN THE WORLD. Main ingredients being:
2 cups ketchup.
1 cup water.
1/2 cup apple cider vinegar.
5 tablespoons light brown sugar.
5 tablespoons sugar.
1/2 tablespoon fresh ground black pepper.
1/2 tablespoon onion powder.
1/2 tablespoon ground mustard.
1 tablespoon of SKEET
And a boatload of ESSKEETIT!
"Hey Joey!! What's all that brown stuff on your Beefy Ding Dong??" Asked Estéban.

"It's my new BROSAUCE I just got," Joey said smiling down at his Beefy Ding Dong. Joey then went on to explain to Estéban how amazing this new bbq sauce is.

"I think BROSAUCE is from RAREBAC, ESKET, and the BAC-BBC-PCC pride group," Joey said chomping down on his Beefy Ding Dong.
A necklace or piece of jewelery worn by a bro to ward off bad omens and such.
"Dude, d'you think Ryne's brosary is gonna protect him from sharks?"
"Hell nah, he'll lose an arm or a board."
Brosary by Aleks Broskee December 18, 2008

brosurance

Selling the boning that is Obamacare to 20-somethings by packaging it as hip, slick and cool--like, sign up cuz it's something your bros would do, man!
Dude! Obamacare is, like, really cool and you should, like, totally sign up for it since it means you get free, like, everything... and that means you get to keep more money for beer and doing other bro-like things, man!! All the Bros are doing it, man!! Dude, it's not just, like, health insurance, man--it's Brosurance!! I mean, the gubment knows what they're doing, man!!
brosurance by TinglesShabaz October 31, 2013

brosauce 

It's a combination of bro and suace. These both are endearing terms that can be used for close friends.
What's up brosauce? Hey brosauce where are you goin?
brosauce by Andrewsuace7000 April 14, 2007

Broasaurus 

Broasaurus is a bro that has been roming the streets spreading his bro-ish ways for many years These bros are typically in there thirties and were affliction and tons of body spray
Grandpa said that broasaurus has been doin his thang for over 20 years
Broasaurus by bro4504 October 29, 2009