broskito

a odd way to say broski

"yo broskito uwuuwuuwuuwu"

by snekuwu September 3, 2019

Brositis

1) when the parties involved in a bromance are unhappy with each other.

1)What's up with JD and Turk? I thought they were buds?

Oh, they're fighting, touch of brositis. Happens in all the best bromances.

by JVDoc October 26, 2010

Brosita

Typically a female who is a "bro" but can't really be a "bro" without being male. Brosita's are equal to Bro's and are also as Badass as them if not more. They do not drive lifted trucks as more or less Classic trucks like 1966 Chevy Pick-ups. They live their life the way they want and don't take shit from anyone. Pronounced "bro-seet-ah."

Dude, my girlfriend is such a Brosita. We we're playing Call of Duty when she got a 44 kill streak.

by Liz-Orion July 4, 2011

Brositis

Joint pain caused by participating in activities with your bros.

Examples of such activities include but are not limited to: Sitting around playing video games for too many hours on end, injuring one's self during a "hold my beer" moment, or passing out in an awkward and/or uncomfortable place or position (like the back seat of a Volkswagen).

"Bruh...my Brositis is really acting up today after jumping out of Chad's window and sleeping in the bushes last night."

by JimTheGrim September 1, 2018

brohito

bro of all bros, highest level size mover, freshest research on the street

I hit up my brohito when I need to slug units.

by sizemover February 6, 2019

broskito

a word that I made up

person uno: hey broskito
person dos: huh

by a weem a we a weem a we eeeeee August 22, 2023

Brostitos

Any kind, flavor, or brand of chip (normally Tostitos) that is shared with your close friend or 'bro'

Bro 1: What should we eat while watching this manly football game ?

Bro 2: You can have some of my Brostitos if you want .

by the_1_sette October 13, 2011