My mom is on the browser

When you teacher thinks you are talking about porn but you really saw your mom in the browser

Yo! My mom is on the browser!

by Momonthebrowser October 23, 2018

browser's block

Browser's Block is a temporary inability to begin a new keyword search on one of the popular web engines (Google, Yahoo, etc.) due to a sudden "blanking out" while staring at the screen. It's cause is unknown. AKA, "Google Block" or "Surfer's Block"

It's 2:12 AM, you are awake and seated at your computer. You want to look up something or learn something new, but your mind is so overwhelmed by the infinite keyword search possibilities that you are forced into a temporary paralysis called Browser's Block.

by Don Carom February 20, 2007

Backseat Browser

Someone who stands behind you looking over your shoulder while you're surfing the web and annoyingly suggests and dictates to you where you should click and visit next.

Sarah is checking her ebay auctions online...

Barry: "Sarah why don't you go to urban dictionary and add a new definition - for Backseat Browser"

Sarah: "No why don't you when I'm done"

by ronnie_space May 28, 2009

brooder

1. A person that tends to think a lot.
2. A device used for chicken-breeding.

He was brooding about the new brooder they were going to purchase.

by Tauros July 20, 2008

browser brother

A companion or friend, typically male, that has agreed in the event of your death to break into your house and delete your internet browser history. You in return, will do the same for them thus avoiding embarrassment when spouses or family members are going through your stuff after the funeral.

Me: Hey man, if I die, will you be my browser brother?
You: I'm honored you asked and yes I will. I've got so much nasty nasty on my computer that I wanna take to the grave.

by ryatellsastory January 3, 2015

browser chrome

"browser chrome" is a euphemism for the graphic control elements of your browser interface. These include:

toolbar buttons -- "Back", "Forward", "Stop", etc.
scrollbars, the browser window frame .. browser helper objects - things that generally make a mess out of the browser experience.

If there was not so much "browser chrome" with this browser we might actually be able to see the web site.

by Randall Quivers October 11, 2004

Your browser history

Something I checked last night

I saw your browser history, you must love porn.

by RustyMew June 21, 2016