Bongchitis

A term for a bad cough associated with smoking Marijuana.

Cough cough - The old Bongchitis is playing up again!

by Mr Rios D April 22, 2013

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broncoitus

the term used for describing the event of using acute bronchitis or really any other temporary illness as the excuse to stay home or with a lover to have sex for the majority of the remainder of the day.

Brandon had broncoitus the other day so we missed him at work. We only know because he charged the company for his "medical" expenses which included a box of a dozen condoms and handcuffs.

by phlipnrip September 23, 2009

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brochitis

(bro-kahy-tis) - noun. 1) A new strain of bronchitis exclusively found in bros. The only reported cases of this illness were in two college students in Vermont. It is commonly believed that they contracted the disease through bitches and hoes, though this is unconfirmed.

Bro 1: Dude! Why didn't {bro's name} come to the rager last night?!
Bro 2: He has an awful case of brochitis

by abags March 20, 2011

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brownchitis

When a person has a deep interest or sexual preference towards Indian or South Asian (brown) individuals. This term should only be applied to individuals who not only have a 'type' leaning towards Indian individuals, but one that fetishizes the culture associated with South Asia.

It is basically like yellow fever but for South Asians specifically.

Guy 1: Yooo that Indian chick over there is fine
Guy 2: Shut up, you think all Indian chicks are hot, you have a serious case of brownchitis

by rosierocker135 May 19, 2019

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Bronxitis

when somebody from an ghetto kicks you so hard that you spit blood, then you have bronxitis.

fuck..the bitch kick me so fucking hard in my lungs! dude you spit blood you must have BRONXITIS!

by Jacques Pourquoi January 28, 2014

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Brawnchitis

When you are drinking a protein shake and start to cough uncontrollably, most likely from not mixing the protein powder well enough or putting in too much.

Before his workout, Anthony suffered from a severe case of brawnchitis by foolishly chugging his protein-packed beverage.

by imaswoleman April 8, 2015

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