brohamlet

a bro who is in a perpetual state of existential crisis

Bro 1: Dude, man, what is the meaning of life? This is blowing my mind, dude, bro.

Bro 2: Dude, stop being such a brohamlet.

by Brosephhh October 23, 2008

Brohibited

Things that male friends cannot do together; acts that are against the bro code, or that are illegal in the eyes of man law.

John: Dude, let's go get pedicures. I know a great spa.

Bob: You should know better! Pedicures are strictly brohibited.

by El Don Diguidi April 25, 2010

PeacaLate Broha

A mixture of the words 'Peace' and 'See you later, brother'. It's a way to say good-bye in a maore original way.

Guy 1:
Alright, bye!
Guy 2:
PeacaLate Broha!

by SuperFreakChild May 22, 2009

BROHAMSTER

A person, typically from the east coast, that has all the new gear for extreme sports, such as skiing, kayaking, or fly fishing, and is not profeciant at any of the sports, but talks and acts like they are.

Stan is such a brohamster. He just tried telling me how to ski! I have been doing this since I was 3. He just moved out here from New Jersey and started skiing last year.

by trout hunter July 30, 2009

Broabuser

Noun. A male who abuses his friends as a result of having a girlfriend. Usually does not follow man code (bros before hoes). Verb. See broabuse.

Jack: Michael C. told me that he was going to come over on Saturday, but he ditched me in order to hang with his girlfriend.

Jerrod: Pfff, what a broabuser.

by soccermaniac88 October 26, 2009

Brocabulary

The type of language a male, generally from 16-30, would use around other male friends of similar values as opposed to when in a formal setting or around older adults.

Jon used his brocabulary when around his friends, but around his ultra-conservative parents, he refrained from cuss words and inappropriate subjects.

by coogsfortierone October 13, 2009

Brohalla

The mythical hall of Bros, a Bro utopia. In this mythical drinking hall Bros are free to yell, high five, and jerk each other off as much as they want till the end of all things. There are no women, though they are often the topic of conversation, because bros thrive off each others company. A Bro gains admittance to brohalla upon death, only if they have truly lived a life of bro-ness.

"Do you see those two assholes over there?"
"Yah, why?"
"They have been high fiveing for like 2 hours now, they are definitely going to brohalla."
"For sure, i bet they will have a great time high fiveing and jerking each other off till the end of all things."

by Chad Brad Chad December 16, 2009