When two bros constantly text and let everyone know about their bromance over social media, but never hang out. Tends to intensify when these bros break up with their girlfriends and the friend group dissolves, or when both bros get new girlfriends and thus have no time for extracurricular activities.
Guy 1: "Man, Drake and Lil Wayne are solid bros."
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's why they stay single. If they had girlfriends, you know what would happen..."
Guy 1: "Long distance brolationship. Bro, I hope that never happens to us."
*man hug*
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's why they stay single. If they had girlfriends, you know what would happen..."
Guy 1: "Long distance brolationship. Bro, I hope that never happens to us."
*man hug*
by c&o December 22, 2012
Get the long distance brolationship mug.To reach a decision amongst the bros. Usually achieved through mutual brosent (consent amongst bros), or through lack of concern of what shall go down as long as the bros are present.
Lets reach a brocision in light of our dilemma. Joel is 21 but doesnt have ID so we have to leave northside, what shall we do next? Lets hit the bowling alley/most happening spot in Martinsville, next to walmart and cousin fornication. Glad we could come to a brocision guys this place is the tits/boss/bomb.com. Low four! Turn up the country tunes while I trip on this Klonopin!
by Carlton925198950 June 30, 2011
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You: I put (instert bro's name) on brobation because he hooked up with my ex 5 days after we split up.
Friend: Totally called for, he definitely violated the Bro Code.
Friend: Totally called for, he definitely violated the Bro Code.
by Orphan Stomper November 30, 2010
Get the Brobation mug.A term describing a book that contains all and every word(s) that a true "bro" is expected to know. There are few brotionaries out at the moment but more and better ones will be made in the future. The brotionary is not done in alphebetical order, but by importance of word.
Joe: hey what's up bro?
Steve: not much bro, just reading up on my new brotionary.
Joe: holy shit you don't know all terms already?
(Joe then proceeds to cut off all contact with Steve until further notice).
Steve: not much bro, just reading up on my new brotionary.
Joe: holy shit you don't know all terms already?
(Joe then proceeds to cut off all contact with Steve until further notice).
by Chief11 January 24, 2010
Get the Brotionary mug.Noun. The state of a bro who has recently committed a shady act, such as brotrayal, and apologized, but is awaiting brotal reconciliation. In other words the bro in question is viewed apprehensively by his fellow bros to verify that the bro is not in fact a douche.
"I was in a tiffy that Winsent lied to me about going to the polo match with Rodolpho. He apologized to me, which I appreciated, but he is on requisite brobation."
by JIMMYMACKCRACKATTACK May 27, 2009
Get the Brobation mug.A non-sexual, friendship relation between two male best friends, also known as ''Bros''. Like a Bromance but not as intense.
by Sellix September 20, 2014
Get the Brolationship mug.A sum of money "lent" to a close friend in which said friend obviously has no intention of repaying, or the implied mutual consent of the debt never being repaid.
Michael: "Dude can you spot me on this monster, i left my mom's debit card at home."
Brian: "It's not like i didn't already give you a bronation to pay off the mortgage on your parent's house anyways, i guess a few bucks wouldn't hurt." *irritated grunt*
Michael: ^_^
Brian: "It's not like i didn't already give you a bronation to pay off the mortgage on your parent's house anyways, i guess a few bucks wouldn't hurt." *irritated grunt*
Michael: ^_^
by 3ndEr_IIV October 16, 2009
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