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Brocation

An area where bros like to hang out or can be found. Areas may include sports bars or the gym.
Hey where is bobby? He is at Taco Mac. Why is he there? Its a quintessential brocation.
by BigDAWG26 October 21, 2010
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Brobration

The act of clebrating an event, occassion, death, end of the world, loss of virginity, holiday, etc... with just your Bros.
On tuesday night Mika is having a small brobration for his birthday.
by DaFunk-5555 December 5, 2012
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Brocryption

The act of claiming your app uses “end-to-end encryption” while refusing to show the code, the protocol, or literally anything that proves it. Security is provided by the developer’s confidence, not cryptography.

Definition:
A magical form of “encryption” powered by trust-me energy. If you ask for the source code, a third-party audit, or even basic documentation, you will be accused of “not believing in the vision.”

Typical features of Brocryption™:

Closed source
No audits
No whitepaper
Lots of buzzwords
Zero math

Warning signs:
If the security model requires faith instead of proofs, congratulations, you’ve encountered Brocryption™.
I asked how their encryption worked and they said ‘we can’t show you, it’s proprietary.’ That’s not end-to-end, that’s Brocryption.
by Baube19 November 4, 2025
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faux procreation

act of having sex with hopes of not producing a child.
i dont want kids, so lets just go engage in faux procreation!
by grinde7 April 3, 2008
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