Procrasturbating

procrasturbating is when you don't feel like doing something so you masturbate instead.

Procrasturbating- Yuuki Kimura

I can't really be bothered to do this, I might just procrasturbate. I like procrasturbating.

by Yuuki bear November 18, 2013

Brocrasturbation

The act of wanting to masturbate but willingly waiting until your done hanging out with your "bro's"

Jeff: he guys, are we gonna go to the movies after we play wall-ball?

Matt: yea what movie do you wanna see?

Nico: idk i might have to ditch you guys for a girl

Joey(in his head): awe shit, i hate brocrasturbation, i just wanted to go home and choke my chicken, oh well i guess i'll just do it after the movie

Joey: yea sure lets go

by Mr. Stretch Nuts March 3, 2011

procrasturbating

the act of rubbing one out while avoiding doing things you actually need to do.

i was supposed to be on my way to work, but i was too busy procrasturbating to hairy backs and arms fetish videos on the internet.

by ctrlfreq December 16, 2012

Procrasturbating

Wasting time by masterbating.

My girl caught me "procrasturbating" this morning.

by Troutist May 7, 2013

Procrasturbating

procrastinating because of masturbating

I should have been writing my literature essay, but I was procrasturbating.

by blackbluerose November 23, 2010

Procrasturbating

The act of getting incredibly excited about some project, creation or invention, usually to someone at a pub, bar or party, that deep down you know you may never even begin, let alone complete.

They spent another Saturday evening at The Town Hall Hotel procrasturbating about their film script.

by Napoleon Hangover July 13, 2009

Procrasturbating

To kill time by masturbating.

Guy 1: So insteed of studying for my exam on Saturday, I'm watching porn...

Guy 2: Wow, you must really be Procrasturbating.

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by DbZ_smash May 7, 2010