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Flat-Brimmed Hat

Although no-one knows the exact origin of the flat-brimmed hat style, a majority of speculation notes that african-americans living within lower-class suburbanite neighborhoods, or "ghettos", were the originators of the style.

Dually noted was its representation of struggle arising from poor living conditions within the lower-socioeconomic segment of society.

Unfortunetly, somewhere along the way, "Twats" or "Fake Ass Bitches" stole the iconic style, and began to showcase it throughout middle-class and upper-class societies. Notoriety for this type of "douchebaggery" was taken by most "wiggers", whom still to this day showcase this style amoung their "dirty-ass" peers.

In an ideal world, the flat-brimmed hat would be quashed, and represent a segment of history. However, this would only allow other blatent showcases of "douchebaggery" to take its space.
Look at that kid. I just want to punch him in the lips. Only a fake-ass bitch would wear a stupid flat-brimmed hat.

You are scum, because you wear a flat-brimmed hat.

What a fuckin d-bag.
by Timbur March 12, 2011
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Brianese

The text that a certain Brian types for reasons of lack of spelling ability, typing ability or drunkeness.
We have all come to know and understand Brianese, and other have adapted to this language of type. When one types in such a manner, we all LOL and claim our "Brianese".
Brianese:
"my runs the family farm there"
Translation:
"My family runs the farm there".
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Brianese:
"its kinda like a snow con only more"
Translation:
"It is kind of like a snow cone, only more"
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by Ihazit February 3, 2009
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Brimmer and May

A small private school that has it's focus on attempting to be a sports school or a theater/arts school, yet managing to be neither at the same time. It's a place where the rich spoiled K-12 graders go to school for the sole purpose of excluding those who do not wear designer clothes, play sports, or own an iPhone.
My friend goes to Brimmer and May.
by Someone-Who-Knows January 17, 2011
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briage

the colors pink and bright green put together
"those shoes are so briage!"
by Jazz Lah June 11, 2006
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bramerican

An american who tries by all means to act British. They however, have no idea about the Brittish culture so they assume all they need to do to be British is drink a lot of YorkShire Tea, eat crumpets and speak like they have a stick shoved up their ass.
Todd: Brian, are you going skiing with us today?

Brian: I'm afraid not my good chap, I think I shall eat some crumpets and drink yorkshire tea.

Sam: Omg! he is such a Bramerican!!!
by HotIce-x June 18, 2009
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Brimmer

A bowl packed with weed above the brim of the bowl. hence the name "brimmer"
Dude, packa Brimmerrr!!" " alright, right after this nollie-hardflip!
by budsmokingzombiekid rawr July 27, 2010
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Briare

A real Texan girl and ardent Cowboys fan. Prim and proper by day, but when Friday night comes around, she's totally drunk and snoring like a lawnmower by morning.
Who the hell is mowing their lawn at 3am??
Oh, that's just Briare in a drunken coma..
by TuffBuffMcGruff November 20, 2014
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