brittannica

An intellectual, deep, empathetic being. Royalty

The Brittannica must have what she wants

by Empress Britt December 18, 2016

Brittani

The coolest chick you'll meet she's hot, curvy and amazing. The sexiest thing you'll meet especially if she's hispanic. she'll do things you can only dream of. But thats if you can get her. She is kind of weird but she has more than one side to her. She is also funny and nice.

"Hey dude, Remember Brittani she's perfect. everything a guy would want."

by Noelle34 November 25, 2009

Brettanomyces

When one Brett begins a ‘dad joke’ and a second Brett completes the punchline’.

Brett 1: “Dad jokes are like burps and farts.”

Brett 2: “You can’t just conjure them up.” *clicks*

Witness: “I’ve just witnessed a Brettanomyces!”

by therealhippitydippity August 16, 2018

brettinism

the theory of bretts being zombies

the man believed in brettinism

by eric neumann October 27, 2004

Brittanica

A Brittish girl with one of those annoying accents. She has had one boob removed. Just one. Weird right? If you see the Brittanica, run the other way..but would you be able to outrun her Native American blow gun? (pervs) Let's just hope you never find out, as if you do, we will never find out and know the truth about this grotesque beast. Oh that Brittanica, she used to be good back in the day. However, the one boob removal made her bitter. Oh, if she says she hates you, don't worry about it; it means nothing coming from a one boobed freak.

Julie: have you heard about that grotesque monster they call brittanica?
Brittany: Yeah, weird right? She only has one boob. How does she wear a bra?

by jaydawg3000 May 1, 2009

Brittani

Alternate spelling of the name 'Brittany.' It is pronounced the exact same way; The 'i' at the end does NOT change the pronunciation at all.

That Brittani girl sure is super amazing!

by Brittani Lee Horton June 18, 2008

The Royal Brittania

When your taking your woman from behind dog style, with your penis in her vagina and a string of anal beads in her ass, and at the point of your climax, shove your fingers down her throat til she vomits, shoot your load in her vag and yank the anal beads out fast and scream “God Save The Queen” all the while there’s a midget in the corner wearing a tuxedo and a monocle applauding while yelling “Well Played Old Bean”

Hey baby, fancy a bit of The Royal Brittania tonight?

by DevilledAssPrawn October 25, 2018