Brentonism

The need to explain your joke, when no one finds it funny. Hearing an actual funny joke, and changing the words immediately to make it unfunny...

That joke was so bad it was a Brentonism

by Flagguy April 14, 2013

Brennen

Brennen bestie!!!! Brennen is a kind, Smart, funny person. He will always make you laugh when you are feeling down. He will always bring up your spirit when you can’t yourself. He will always be there for you no matter what happens. I am lucky to have a Brennen in my life and if you have a Brennen in your life, you should be so grateful as well. Whether he is a friend, best friend, or your significant other, you should always be happy to have him in your life. Brennen I hope you find this.

Friend: Who is a good friend of yours?

Me: This funny dude named Brennen. You should meet him you would like him.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

brenen

A sensitive, passionate, confident boy who respects everyone he loves. He is sweet, charming, and caring in a way that makes your heart melt. He is a great listener, does great in school and is a bit unorganized and talented. He has a sense of humor: he teases people a lot, but only the ones he loves the most. When meeting new people or in an uncomfortable situation when he is vulnerable, he is shy and controlled. Sometimes a romantic, he never fails to cheer you up and is almost always in a good mood, unless you piss him off. But he is very spontaneous about what he likes and never fails to show it. He secretly wants to be cool, but he hangs out with the people who are just like him. He always has faith in what he believes in. Muscular and tall, he is attractive in a way you could think about all day. His eyes are deep and compelling, and he is strong and fit, though secretly self-conscious.

And I love him. And he knows that.

Me: Where's Brenen? I wanna ask him to dance with me.

Brenen: *comes up from behind* Who, me?

Me: *turns around* Oh, hey! You wanna dance?

Brenen: I'm already there.

*We walk to the dance floor and dance all night*

by BurtMaclin November 20, 2017

Brenton

Ability to make one's self sick when something doesn't suit them.

I'm going to pull a Brenton today because there is a big test in math.

by WRT1900AC August 15, 2018

Brenden

Brenden is the kinda guy that just wants love. Wants a loyal girl by his side through everything, and will cheer him on at his football, baseball, and wrestling matches. He's a country boy, that loves the Lord Above. Trys his best to make you laugh, and if he doesn't he finds a way to make you smile. He sometimes worries a lil to much and stresses a lil to much but always comes back to reality.

Brenden is such a loving guy.

by #1EDOD June 8, 2017

Brennen

Tall, athletic, handsome, cute, adorable, hot, sweet, polite, badass, sexy as hell. Brennens always smell amazingly good. Great kisser. Great boyfriend. Goes for shorter girls who have a lot in common with him. Amazing and perfect in every single way. Sweeps girls off their feet.

He is such a Brennen.

by Josephine Hallix March 28, 2009

Brenden playing xbox

That little shithead that has horrible burns and always trash talks you even though you didn't say anything. Also has a bad temper when all the people playing the game with him start trash talking him back.

Is Brenden playing Xbox because if he is I'm not playing with that cunt

by Kiwi licker November 9, 2017