One who defecates out children by one or multiple fathers with no intention on a long term relationship or marriage. Usually goes around life talking about who men ain't shit but yet is in the maternity ward approximately nine months later. Clusters of bastard breeders usually thrive in urban areas. Bastard Breeders come in all colors and creeds, and are usually in impoverish ghetto projects or trailer park dwellings.
Bastard Breeder children are more likely to drop out of school and become pimples on the asses of society.
Bastard Breeder children are more likely to drop out of school and become pimples on the asses of society.
Jane Doe did not like to work. However found it profitable being a bastard breeder and collecting welfare from the state for 18 years as well as child support from hard working stiffs.
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someone whose sole purpose is to have babies.
They define their existence solely based on how many kids they have and how big their family is.
see also "heterosexual"
someone whose sole purpose is to have babies.
They define their existence solely based on how many kids they have and how big their family is.
see also "heterosexual"
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Get the Welfare Dog Breeder mug.Someone who reproduces at least once, and appears to have no concept of how to raise a child.
Breeders often have skewed reasoning (or no reasoning) behind their decision to give birth, such as:
"Why did I have kids? Well...that's just what you do, isn't it? You can't not have kids..."
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"I didn't want kids, but he/she said that if we didn't have any, he/she would leave me, so I had to really."
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"It sorts out all the problems in your relationship! No, really!"
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"My parents wanted grandchildren."
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"If you have kids, you get a free house and allowance from the tax-payers!"
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"The bible says so."
Breeders are easily spotted by the following:
- their determination to ignore the havoc wreaked by their snotty brat
- the tendancy to change nappies on restaurant tables and other inappropriate places
- their complete and utter outrage when someone asks them to prevent their child from misbehaving
- their cries of "he/she's just a chyyyuld" if you refuse to comply with their ickle precious's every whim
- their often unkept appearance, the stains of baby-food on their t-shirts, greasy skin because they didn't have time to shower between popping out to buy their fags and dropping their brat off at his dad's council flat.
This term is often associated with the childfree, though it is sometimes used by others. It is not used to describe those who do a decent job of raising their kids.
Breeders often have skewed reasoning (or no reasoning) behind their decision to give birth, such as:
"Why did I have kids? Well...that's just what you do, isn't it? You can't not have kids..."
-
"I didn't want kids, but he/she said that if we didn't have any, he/she would leave me, so I had to really."
-
"It sorts out all the problems in your relationship! No, really!"
-
"My parents wanted grandchildren."
-
"If you have kids, you get a free house and allowance from the tax-payers!"
-
"The bible says so."
Breeders are easily spotted by the following:
- their determination to ignore the havoc wreaked by their snotty brat
- the tendancy to change nappies on restaurant tables and other inappropriate places
- their complete and utter outrage when someone asks them to prevent their child from misbehaving
- their cries of "he/she's just a chyyyuld" if you refuse to comply with their ickle precious's every whim
- their often unkept appearance, the stains of baby-food on their t-shirts, greasy skin because they didn't have time to shower between popping out to buy their fags and dropping their brat off at his dad's council flat.
This term is often associated with the childfree, though it is sometimes used by others. It is not used to describe those who do a decent job of raising their kids.
"On the bus the other day, this mother and her kid got on, and the kid tried to take my book. I told him it was mine and he had a massive tantrum. Even worse, his mum actually tried to persuade me to give him my book, because he was 'just a child'! God, what a breeder!"
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