n. pejorative term for a heterosexual person, especially one who lives in a "traditional" relationship with children or who aspires to do so in the future
1. Normal person: Wait jeff, you're a breeder? You fuck chicks dude?
2. Sally: Oh that sarah chick is such a breeder, she's only been with that guy 3 months and they're already engaged!
Laura: Don't act like you aren't a hetero yourself
Sally: ....
Laura: Look I don't have a problem with it, just don't flaunt it in public you get me? Think of the children
2. Sally: Oh that sarah chick is such a breeder, she's only been with that guy 3 months and they're already engaged!
Laura: Don't act like you aren't a hetero yourself
Sally: ....
Laura: Look I don't have a problem with it, just don't flaunt it in public you get me? Think of the children
by 2ddyke September 11, 2018
Get the breedermug. Jayden: Did you hear that conversation between Jessica and her parents?
Brandon: Yeah they were talking about how she should have kids
Jayden: that’s so messed up, she’s only 12, she shouldn’t even be thinking about that yet
Brandon: True but she’s a breeder so it’s her only purpose in life anyways
Brandon: Yeah they were talking about how she should have kids
Jayden: that’s so messed up, she’s only 12, she shouldn’t even be thinking about that yet
Brandon: True but she’s a breeder so it’s her only purpose in life anyways
by shutupstraggot23 July 13, 2020
Get the Breedermug. Used by the homosexual community as a reference to "knuckle dragging" heterosexuals, meaning individuals (generally males) that care for little more then spreading their seed and getting into bar fights.
Not all heterosexuals are breeders.
A heterosexual's values and interests are as diverse as the world itself. A breeder's interests are narrow (beer and pussy), and conversation outside said interests are near impossible. And while the heterosexual is accepting of their homosexual brethren, Breeders are homophobic.
Not all heterosexuals are breeders.
A heterosexual's values and interests are as diverse as the world itself. A breeder's interests are narrow (beer and pussy), and conversation outside said interests are near impossible. And while the heterosexual is accepting of their homosexual brethren, Breeders are homophobic.
Breeder: ME GONNA GO GET FUCKED UP AND RAPE A BITCH. ME NOT A FAGGOT! ME KICK YOUR ASS.
Heterosexual: Okay. I'm gonna call the police.
Heterosexual: Okay. I'm gonna call the police.
by KSJ August 20, 2008
Get the Breedermug. “Breeder bring that weed eater with you when you come up here!”
“Why do you call him breeder?” “We believe he is inbred so that’s his nick name.”
“Why do you call him breeder?” “We believe he is inbred so that’s his nick name.”
by ashane December 30, 2017
Get the Breedermug. A heterosexual. A carbon footprint enhancer. That group of humans most responsible for global warming, deforestation and a depletion of the ozone layer. A propagator.
by maximo hudson January 27, 2009
Get the breedermug. A heterosexual person. Formerly, this was an insult used by the gay community; it is now mostly used by straight people in a lighthearted vein to (mistakenly) show that they are down with gays and familiar with the culture.
Hey, we're throwing a barbecue next Saturday, and we'd love it if you could come. That is, if you don't mind hanging out with a bunch of breeders all day! Ha ha!
by Branddobbe March 20, 2007
Get the breedermug. a fat hillbilley who has mutiple kids and is overweight. one can usually find a breeder around the 1st of the month at wal-mart cashing thier ssi checks, using thier food-stamps and or planning thier next accidental child. it is a rule among breeders that they are all related to kid rock and willie nelson in one way or another
man on cell phone: yes dear i picked picked up the red mini blinds i am just waiting on a fat breeder to pay for her groceries.
wife on the phone: what is taking so long?
man on phone: well this cow is trying to use her food stamps to but a pack of smokes, o great now she is going through all 11 of her kids to see which one knows the pin for her food stamp card. wait she found it, its tattooed on her right thigh, right above her kid rock tat
wife on the phone: what is taking so long?
man on phone: well this cow is trying to use her food stamps to but a pack of smokes, o great now she is going through all 11 of her kids to see which one knows the pin for her food stamp card. wait she found it, its tattooed on her right thigh, right above her kid rock tat
by bobzombie January 10, 2009
Get the breedermug.