Love Breather

When you are so in love that you enjoy breathing the other persons air into your own mouth and lungs. It happens at ultra-close proximity with that person, usually when kissing or sleeping.

I’m so happy my new boyfriend is a LOVE BREATHER, when he and I sleep together we sleep with our faces practically touching so we can breath each other’s air, it makes me swoon.

by Wordsluethval July 8, 2018

Yard Breather

Name given to firefighters who mask up and breath air from their air packs before they are even out of the truck or close to the actual structure fire. Common to see new firefighters going "on air" before it is necessary.

Did you see him getting off the truck already on air? What a yard breather.

by rcovfd September 17, 2010

boston buddy breather

The act of farting into someone's mouth through a snorkel inserted in your anus.

Matt finally convinced Ashley to accept a Boston buddy breather on their Carribbean honeymoon.

by HBPC February 5, 2014

darth breather

Adj. a person who breathes so loud, and sounds like Darth Vader while breathing, especially in quiet places.

Michael: Man! I couldn't complete my exam yesterday.
Jeffrey: Why? Was it that hard?
Michael: No, but there was a darth breather behind me.

by Mosen November 16, 2009

take a breather

a short rest; relax for a few minutes

I'm gonna take a breather after working so hard.

by Phillip Barton April 4, 2006

Mouth breather

General term for a fucking idiot.

Usually seen with a blank stare on their face, mouth slightly agape, and possibly a little bit of drool coming out.

The new temp workers we got are a bunch of mouth breathers.

by Must Love Chest Hair December 19, 2017

Nolife Breather

A dumb person that breathes our atmosphere and actually has no life whatsoever, who goes out to eat, shop or etc. at any business that is about to close within seconds, and expects to be waited on while they take their precious time.

Let's close the door now, before another Nolife Breather comes in.

by VaderTron October 2, 2018