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Branden is really hot and a boy who plays basketball and football and on his free time he enjoys playing the game “fortnite” hes extremely cute in “GREY SWEATPANTS” 🥵🥵🥵 but he’s rather shy and keeps to himself most of the time, he’s not a player really he’s only had one girl friend. a boy with the name branden is most likely to have a twin brother... who is really ugly but the more easy going twin. in conclusion a dumb girl named “aubree” will like him and not know how to get over him.
why is branden so hot in gray sweatpants?
by shhh don’t tell May 15, 2019
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Branden

Branden is a lit and sweaty fortnite player who watches porn every night and is a girl magnet.
Omg it’s branden should we do a threesome ?
by Gughuy July 9, 2019
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Branden

evil monster the no taller than 5'11 , mf will use u just to f , likes girls way outta his league , frm grape . likes his d sucky
damn branden he aint shit frfr
by yo momma ate that give me November 22, 2021
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person 1: "bro you see that thing in his pants?"
person 2: "Bro that's an intense moose knuckle, must be a Branden"
by peepeepoos July 3, 2022
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Berlin-Brandenburg moment

Also: Brandenburg moment, Berlin Brandenburg moment (without the dash (-))

When someone realises a project will be repeatedly delayed beyond it's initial promised release/opening date due to unforeseen problems with the project.

Named after the infamous Berlin Brandenburg Airport which was repeatedly delayed due to construction flaws and project corruption, which finally opened on 31st October 2020, almost 10 years late.
Joe: Are you kidding? This new game has been delayed again until 2022...

Robert: That's a real Berlin-Brandenburg moment right there
by A Random European Gamer November 6, 2020
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Branden

Branden is a sexy beast that all of the girls drool over his fine ass looks. Branden is also that guy that everyone likes and is cool to be around and has a massive cock that all of the ladies want but he says “ no I have to find the right one”. He is also a very musical man that’s very athletic and looks a lot older than he actually is. His skin complexion is irresistible and a real chick magnet. He is the alpha male of his friends that try to be like him but are nowhere close. He always has the best hair of all and is just the coolest guy ever
Who is that man making everyones jaw drop....................... it’s Branden
by Sexy ness April 6, 2020
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brandenburg

A small town 45 minutes away from Louisville Kentucky that is full of drama, cheaters, stds, and liers. It has nothing to do and it never changes. There are always parties, drinking, and fighting.
Dude Greg went to brandenburg over the weekend and came back with a hangover, black eye, and I'm pretty sure an std.
by spanky270 November 13, 2011
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