baby brainwashing

The act of repeatedly whispering a word or series of words into a the ears of a small child preferably between the ages of 1 and 1 and a half. One can tell it is working when the child has a blank stare on his face - his eyes are peering off into the distance not really focused on any particular thing and his mouth is open slightly as if he is about to drool. Particularly useful if one seeks to one-day rule the world.

Can be performed on both males and females, though females tend to be more susceptible to the brainwashing.

Hey Manny why does Isabella have that blank stare on her face, and why is her mouth open slightly as if she's about to drool? Oh wait... dude Rafael is brainwashing your baby!

I will implement the technique of baby brainwashing to one day rule the world!

by Leafarzarian June 25, 2009

brainwash

See fundamentalism

Religious fundamentalism can brainwash kids at an early age.

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

self-brainwashing

Extricating certain words, thoughts, beliefs, and expectations from one's brain and replacing them with other words, thoughts, beliefs, and/or expectations by writing them, reading them, recording them, playing them back, thinking about them and practicing them.

Reading numerous self-help books I realized that my beliefs and expectations were injected into me in various ways by different people since I was a child. Gradually, I realized that I could replace the negative words, thoughts, beliefs, and expectations with correct and better ones. I call that process self-brainwashing.

by but for May 7, 2018

Braingasm

An orgasm of the brain, something that would be the equivalent of information sex, something that would make a nerd smile in a kind of creepy, happy way.

Nerd 1: Dude, we just got our new Calculus books!

Nerd 2: Alright! Braingasm!

Nerd 1: Yeah, we're so cool

by T pizzane March 25, 2009

Brainwash

What religious parents do to their children.

Lets brainwash our child to be Christian. But we're going to call it in indoctrination.

by science_ftw June 23, 2010

brainwashed ones

The brainwashed ones are people who have fallen victim to the brainwashing techniques of the curlews.

Currently the only way of recognising a brainwashed one is by looking into their eyes. If you look at a brainwashed ones eyes, you will notices something unexplainable but definitely different to that of a person yet to fall victim

by Pchest&Mole Revolt May 5, 2004

braingasmic

That which causes a braingasm.

That was braingasmic.

by Skip the salubrious January 28, 2008