Brag-o-sphere

A self-congratulatory body of bombast and bloviation passed off as autobiographies and especially designed for class reunion books and websites. Also known as arrant bullshit.

After earning my second PhD (magna cum laud), I married the love of my life and bought Andrew Carnegie's old summer house where we raised our two Harvard-bound children. The medallion from my Nobel Prize hangs above the fireplace right next to the Presidential Citation for meritorious . . .

I'm going to publish the history of my life in the Brag-o-sphere, where all you peasants can read about your betters.

by Bloodystocking March 13, 2010

brag bitchin'

inflating the importance of what you do by complaining about how hard and demanding it is.

Freddie spends more time brag bitchin' about all he has to do than he spends doing it.

by Ray A January 14, 2008

Brag Item

A person or thing someone uses to brag to others about.

Due to the dad not being able to brag about himself to his friends at work, he used his son as a brag item.

by Network12 November 21, 2011

brag bag

Tote bag with slots on the outside for photos of your kids/pets/military husband so everywhere you go you can show them off, because you think other people are interested.

I debated on taking my brag bag to the beach; on one hand, it might get sandy, but on the other hand, I want everyone to see my deployed husband and our shih-tsu who is totes adorbs.

by k2440 September 28, 2013

Brag Job

A contractor takes Which is to big for his business to handle. Typically looses his shirt.

Johns company won a huge job and they couldn't handle it. That is why they are no longer in business. For him at first it was a brag job.

by Steve6385 December 10, 2012

Brag race

One person makes a boastful statement, and then another does the same in an effort to outdo the first.
The "Brag-race" is now on.
Whoever runs out of brags first, looses.

I was at the bar last night.

Stan started talking about this hot blond he nailed the other night, and then Mortimer chimed in, trying to out do him.
The Brag race ended in tears when Stan forced Mortimer to confess he was actually talking about an incident with his own cousin at a family reunion.

by Vancetagious October 10, 2016

Brag Tag

The designer status logo on clothing, handbags, jewelry, accessories (even towels!). Anything that the designer's logo can appear on. (Like Chanel, Prada, etc)

I can see the brag tag on your Chanel bag a block away.

by wordlady1 April 13, 2022