Boringest

The absolute most boring

Thunderbolts is the m boringest movie marvel ever thought of.

by Cityyboii305 September 10, 2022

boringatics (n., adj., interj.)

This designates either a subject at school/university, which studies some phenomenon that no one is ever curious about, or a topic of conversation that is absolutely stultifying (boring beyond one's ability to cope).

Formation:
"boring" (Eng. adj.) + "-atics" (Gr. suffix, meaning "the science of")
Etymology:
Created on the spur of the moment by etymology-savvy internauts
Semantically related to:
Umberto Eco's "tetrapiloctomia" - the (intellectual) activity of splitting hairs
Lexically related to:
pragmatics

boringatics (n., adj., interj.)

Anon. student about his professor: He's teaching Boringatics (n.).

Anon. student: I've got to study for my boringatics exam (adj.).

Anon: I am reading Lucretius' poem, De Rerum Natura.
Anon's friend: Boringatics! (interj.)

by elle.ninho March 14, 2011

Boringify

To transform something awesome and interesting into a more boring version of itself.

I wrote a really creative paper on Shakespeare and Transformers, but my professor said it was unacceptable, so I had to boringify it to meet lame school standards, and got an A.

by newwcool October 8, 2016

Bornist

Astrology Girls That hate people that were born on a specific month

Girl 1: eww you're a caprison and im a asparagus were not compatible OMG!

Guy 1: You're a Bornist

by olafintwentyyears April 15, 2021