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no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
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bonkering

Mad craving for the butt hole to be fingered- causing the person to go "bonkers".
he had a bonkering but he had no partner, so he used his own finger
by Bonkering December 2, 2014
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Bonkering Mad

Noun to describe a person who is absolutely bunkering insane mad crazy nuts.
Did you see Steve jump through that 57th floor window, do a back flip and land on a uni cycle and ride off into the sunset? He's bonkering mad that man.
by GODSLEFTHAND May 14, 2014
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bonering

the period of time starting when you first realize you're excited and ending when you have a complete erection
I started bonering when Julia gave me that backrub at work this morning.
by BBoyStance23 September 3, 2010
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Barkering

barker

2. The doorman at a strip club who gets you into the club without telling you the real price of the drinks. Or a person that hypes you into a deal without disclosing the true cost of entry.
That bourbon street barker got me into the club, and his barkering cost me big time. He's a barker convincing me it would cost $20, but once he got me inside it cost me $100.
by Legallywasted December 14, 2013
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Barkering

Verbally pretending by deceit to induce someone into a situation where the Barker knows a concealment but seduces the unknowing person into a situation with a fast talk and false bravado.
He sold me with his confident barkering and I failed to see he was just a fraud that caused me problems.
by Legallywasted December 14, 2013
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Borderline hentai

It’s an anime that has sexual acts but doesn’t show the acts happening so it doesn’t count as a hentai
Monster girl doctor is a borderline hentai
by Sp33dKill3r475 June 30, 2021
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