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boomph

CB radio term. To smash a CB puppet outta the box. When puppets and baby radios are jumpin' up and down on the freuqency like nobody's business, you just gotta drop the maul on 'em, assuming you're a monstah station. This is called boomphing. This shuts 'em up. Here's how to do it:

Let's say a puppet is jumpin' up and down on your receive. You are tryin' to say top o' the fine to a distant radio station out there on the 40 channel MHz band. But this puppet scratchin' bullshit artist is makin' all kinds o' noise on the band. Being a monstah station, you crush receives of all kinds. So you just key up, pump up the volume with a little bit o' modugotz, crank up the audio drivers, man, and drop the maul on the skwakin' puppet who's usin' a baby radio. BOOOMMMPPPPHH! And he's gone!
PUPPET: "Blah, blah, blah."

MONSTAH STATION: "Eh, yaw nuttin' but a piece o' gahbidge baby radio . You're the biggest bullshit artist of all of 'em out there. BOOMPH!!!! And yaw gone!
by The Unit "151" September 9, 2006
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Boomstats

Doing something incredibly awesome deserves a boomstats.
by Super Debater July 26, 2009
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boomshanks

A word/adjective; to descibe something that is powerful/joyful/dramatic.

Normally shouted out loud.
When Wayne Rooney scores a screamer you would shout 'boomshanks! what a goal that was.'

Or when you've just won a bet in the bookies you again would shout 'Boomshanks!'

When a boxer gets knocked out you would shout 'Boomshanks, take that!'
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Boomskoot

A word to represent anything you would like as long as it's within the proper context. It can be a noun, verb, adjective, etc. Mostly used as a verb to represent an action.
Girl, I'ma "boomskoot" the hell outta ya.
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boomphlet

When you shart while sitting and the bubble of gas gets trapped between your taint and ballsack. The bubble then creeps under your nut, lifting it, and pops- making it drop to your seat, releasing the "boomph" noise.
Bro my nut is sore from that rank boomphlet I just snapped out.
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boomstick

big nasty shotgun as used by Ash in Army of darkness. Use with movie quote "This is my BOOMSTICK!" when talking to a 14th century primitive culture to explain the principal of firearms and their safe use.
by boomstick October 10, 2003
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Boomshot

1: A large explosive gun use to pwn lesser players in the videogame "gears of war"

2: A tequila shot containing gunpowder;
only to be drunk by the most grizzled of men.
1: "Holy shit!! Did you see what that boomshot did to his spine??"

2: "My wife left me, my house burned down, and hitler killed my dog...pappa wants a boomshot"
by galactic_panda February 7, 2009
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