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bonobo

1. (verb) to resolve a conflict in a peaceful manner
2. (verb) having sexual intercourse after a conflict, participating in make up sex
1. The two groups had been rivals for many years, but once they sat down and talked with each other they were able to bonobo their issues.
2. They were fighting all night but they must have made up becuase they've been bonoboing all morning.
by Daughter Earth November 29, 2007
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bonobo

A person or animal that becomes aroused by objects, actions, or situations, that would not usually cause arousal in a normal individual. This term gets its name from the fact that bonobo monkeys tend to become aroused and partake in auto-erotic activities when someone jingles their keys in front of them.
Levi's such a weirdo. Anytime he sees garden gnomes or troll dolls, he totatlly spanks the monkey. What a bonobo!!!
by Jamie Hunt August 5, 2007
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Bonobo

A Bonobo is a small, french looking animal usually found in the heart of Tropical terrain.

The Bonobo has a strange tenancy to prey on the young and weak(drunk)

The Bonobo has a small compartment in between it's legs to lure in innocent bystanders.

When threatened, the Bonobo will make a loud shrieking noise and then proceed to rid of all it's clothing.
Guy 1 "dude, don't get too fucked up, there are bonobo's around"

Guy 2(next morning) : "dude, i was attacked by a bonobo last night, it was fucking scary"
by Joumasepoes123 January 18, 2011
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Bonobo Homo

A medical condition assigned to a human being living though the cleanup of another human being's former life.
"Rebekah sure looks down these days!" "Yeah, she's dealing with his ex and the cry shorties. It's a bad case of Bonobo Homo."
by 30somethin May 20, 2015
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bonobo

When someone is being stupid and you want to insult them using a silly word that means they're a fucking monkey.
"Akronym. You are a literal bonobo. Hit your shots dude!"
"Akronym, You're such a bonobo"
by mooonsoooon March 21, 2017
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Bonobo

A great word to call a slut that claims he or she is “poly” without getting suspended or fired. It comes from the primate that is known for sluttery.
Girl 1: waaaaaah!!! doesnt wanna be my freind anymoreee because i cheated on my girlfreind but im poly!!
Girl 2: Uhhh…. Aren’t we in middle school? Okay? Sorry I guess

Two years later…

Girl 1: Yur a BEEATCH!
Girl 2 : Fuck you too! You aint just a bitch you a Bonobo.
by Imjustonheretosecretlytalkshit October 10, 2023
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bonobo love

care-free expressions of affection between people.
"there was so much bonobo love at that party... A massive group of people were just stroking eachother"
by Donkeynumber10 February 17, 2017
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