bonnet rocker

A person who wears hair bonnets unapologetically, where it is otherwise fashionably inappropriate for the venue.

My ex lost me and never recovered relationshiply. He's been dating bonnet rockers and flip floppers ever since.

by Marica Linn May 25, 2020

Bonnet ripper

The tongue in cheek name given to the literary genre of Amish Romance.

With hand holding within the first 100 pages, it was shaping up to being a real bonnet ripper.

by ApricotFields November 2, 2020

Bonnet touch

The act of touching a young ladies bonnet before she notices.

‘I got a two second Bonnet touch’
Well done Dan

by The Hoff 75 September 14, 2022

Bonnet dung

The name you give a girl who has delicious nuggets of fox poo on her car bonnet ...

Bekah is bonnet dung

by Swooshbeast December 17, 2023

bonnet bait

A cyclist or pedestrian who do extremely poorly timed crossings or actions on the road close to a car, thus baiting being over the bonnet on one’s car and onto there arse.

You seen Dave’s crossing of the road, he’s well bonnet bait doing that!

by TheCrackEyedPeas February 14, 2024

Bonnet Dung

Fecal matter and excrement that has been laid on the bonnet of a car

Bekah found that the local foxes had shit on her car... Bonnet dung

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

meat bonnet

when a girls pussy lips are so large that you can pull them down and tie them off under your chin and wear her pussy like a hat.

last night my ears were cold so I put on lisa's meat bonnet to keep warm while watching Matlock.

by shades1 March 4, 2011