Country Bumpkin

Not to be confused with all southerns, a country bumpkin is a shameless motherfucker. Typically from the North Georgia mountain area, whose only concern is their last pack of eagle 20s cigarettes and whatever discount they can get at the local Chinese buffet. They work at Walmart, they shop at Walmart, and they smell of Walmart

Some country bumpkin almost ran me the fuck over in their sea foam green Chevy pickup truck

by yaboiclarence September 29, 2019

bumpkinism

Having a sexual attraction to clowns.

Some people are into Podophilia, others, Urolagnia ... I, however, am into bumpkinism... because nothing gets me wetter than a birthday clown.

by Nerd514 April 27, 2017

Boopkins

Someone who loves anime
(A weeb)

I swear Jared is such a BOOPKINS

by Primester9000 September 30, 2020

bompting

The act of spanking the bunda of a big batty gyal.

Yo I was bompting last night

by AfricanBeast1 October 14, 2020

rolly bopkin

lame roller bags, sometimes with light-up wheels, mostly used by the poor, the less-than-cool, those with back problems, and retards. Once popular with young children, they are now socially shunned and their owners, called rolly bopkiners, are routinely ridiculed and kicked.

"Damn, check that nub carrying his rolly bopkin up the stairs."

by Damony January 9, 2006

tom bumpkin

a very well dressed potato bear thing

omg i’m gonna marry tom bumpkin

by notlauren October 11, 2020

Touch My Bumpkin

A saying used when wanting hands placed in and around your sweet booty.
Usually spoken in a high pitched porn voice

It is Ben's birthday today and as usual he is feeling rather amorous.
He sits alone in his house thinking about getting his thicc as fuck booty snacked on.
He begins to scream out at a frequency akin to a bats screech, "Touch my bumpkin! Touch my little bumpkin! Touch my sweaty little bumpkin!"
His repeated cries for an anal thrashing fall on deaf ears. Ben then shoves a quick fing in his bum and heads to bed. Goodnight Ben

by GozUnlimited April 1, 2020