Boinker

Another name for a man's penis and or erection.

Example 1:
Bro 1: Hey man, do you see what I see?
Bro 2: Yes, I see what you see!
Bro 3: Dude, that girl gave me a total boinker.

Exampe 2:
Guy get's hit in the dick.
Guy: Awh man, that one hit me right in the boinker.

by canadaboy May 20, 2010

boinked

To fuck so exuberantly hard, as to exceed the definition for fuck

I boinked your mother.

by bubbabrown123 July 16, 2008

blickered

Drinking so much alcohol you literally cannot stand

Did you go to the party last night? Everyone was hella blickered

by Seeee Ayyyy-ch December 20, 2008

bikered

Adjective. A word used to describe clothing that is too tight. Name originates with biker shorts.

The dude's pants were so bikered, I don't know how he walked.

by Non-bikered dude January 31, 2005

boinked in the bonkers

Sticking one's penis in the anal cavity or in a womans cleavage.

Jimmy got boinked in the bonkers by his father, MJ.

by Birn June 11, 2006

Bookered

The art of being steaming on one pint or 15 depending on what was consumed the night before. Occasional inappropriate behaviour. Never knowing how you got home. Always nice to bar staff and door staff.

Ah look at Stuart, he's bookered again!
I was so bookered last night!

by nellsta November 25, 2017

blinketed

Really really trashed. Not just drunk, not in no mans land, but really really off the wall drunk, like Fish!

Dude last night when you were mad cringled, I was so blinketed! Like Fish!

by Ddelz01 October 14, 2008