Boink

Something you say when you are stoned...then you laugh at

I smoked that joint saw a poster and now boinked

by Austinator240 June 19, 2018

Boink

A person who you can be silly with. If you have someone who is your boink this also makes you a boink

You’re my number 1 boink.

by Binkleberrystinkpants October 10, 2021

boink

intercourse that lasts less than 2 minutes

"dood, that chick said gabe boinked her." "LOLZ"

by tekn0hippy May 30, 2006

Boink

A sound effect on "Command & Conquer: Renegade" Multiplayer that signifies a kill, of which there are many different types: Assault-boink, Timed-boink, Snipe-boink, Nuke-boink, Ion-boink, Grenade-boink, Proximity-boink, Remote-boink, Pistol-boink, Laser-boink, Chain-boink, Lazchain-boink, P.I.C.-boink, Ramjet-boink, Shot-boink, Flame-boink, Flachet-boink, Tiberium Rifle-boink, Rocket-boink, Shell-boink, Arty-boink, Machine-boink, Mammy-boink, TibThrower-boink, Apache-boink, Stealth-boink, Orca-boink, Headshot-boink, Cheapshot-boink, and, finally, Bumper-boink (see Windshield Smearing).

Heh, I just Cheap-boinked him.

by Boxymoron February 14, 2005

boink

To engage in or having sex;to fuck

All I wanna do is boink these hoes!!!!

by Lil Shank February 18, 2004

boink

a cheesy ass way to say fuck

"dude, i boinked her!"

"...did you just say boinked?"

"i'm gay"

by pizzaman2o1o January 13, 2008

Boink

An exclamation of victory, especially when smacking someone. Originated from the Team Fortress Scout character, who exclaims "Boink!" and "Bonk!" when he lands a hit with his baseball bat.

-run up behind someone and smack them on the head, and they drop what they're carrying-
"BOINK!"

by Missmaggy2u November 2, 2012