wet blanket

A negative person who tends to ruin other people's good times.

Don't let Joseph come on the Vegas trip, he's only going to be a wet blanket and take the fun out of everything.

by FHOIA September 16, 2005

Jeffey Blanket

A sex act: To lie on your partner during intercourse until they pass out, and finishing anyway.

She didn't seem into it, so I hit her with that Jeffey Blanket!

by Alienvomit33 May 25, 2016

Drunk Blanket

A drunk blanket is that warm feeling u get when your drunk, keeping you warm even if its freezing outside. Or at least helps you forget you are cold.

Girl- Like omg arent you cold wearing just your boxers????
Dude- No bitch i got my drunk blanket on!!!!

by USMC KILLA January 13, 2009

KUSH BLANK

Producer from Long Island who is an active conspiracy theorist and is known for spreading misinformation on the 2020 election . Kush blanks producer tag is a clip of Alex jones ( another conspiracy theorist) stating outrageous calls of right wing extremism . kush has also stated his identity as a black political extremist who champions African American representation within our political theater .

"the 2020 election was a fraud . you sound like such a KUSH BLANK"

by dreadmanrobertz November 10, 2022

Like shit to an Army blanket

An old expression dating back at least to British National Service (1950's) and probably a lot earlier. Possibly for as long as there have been British Armies that supplied blankets.

Was also commonly used in former British Territories and Dominions (Australia etc.) which now form the Commonwealth.

To attach to something very securely.

Also to hang around something or someone very persistently.

"This glue will stick that on the wall like shit to an Army blanket."

"He's stuck to his boss like shit to an Army blanket."

by OldSchoolUK May 18, 2009

Blanking

The purposeful or accidental act of not acknowledging someone when they are trying very hard to get your attention.

Keith: Dan! Dan! Hey Dan! DAN!

Dan: ...

Keith: Dan! Dan!

Jones: He is so blanking you.

by gabe121212 January 31, 2008

Shooting blanks

When you've jacked off so much that you are no longer able to produce semen.

I was trying to beat my record today, and by the 12th time I was shooting blanks

by pakleader2000 May 13, 2017