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Blumfield Constant

In a world that changes all the time, one thing remains constant: the Blumfield Constant. The idea of this Blumfield Constant originated in a typical ap physics classroom. The Blumfield Constant is always the same, under every circumstance, in all situations, in any universe. The Blumfield Constant is strictly defined as equal to 1910289327x10^81e in the units (torr^2)(molality^normality)(J^5)(ohm^8)(Tesla^12)/(pi^12amp)(cosine phi x rho)(Gidfields^3). These units work perfectly fine in terms of how molecular shape affects magnetic fields in a lit frictionless elevator specifically designed for weighing fish. The elevator must be rapidly changing in pressure/temperature and there must be a constant supply of gamma ray radiation coming from a source. The unbelievable constancy of the Blumfield Constant cancels out and sometimes even overpowers the rapidly changing conditions in the elevator. The Blumfield Constant applies to the hair of the person weighing the fish in the elevator, which MUST be absolutely constant throughout the experiment for the problem to work. Gamma radiation ensures the constancy of the weigher's hair. The work on the discovery of the Blumfield Constant was pioneered by "Mr Gibfield," whose own unit is included in the Blumfield Constant. Mr Gibfield is recognizable by his extremely constant hair, santa beard, and nose shaped like the greek letter "lambda."
Yoni: Hey, I'm really having some trouble weighing my fish in this elevator. Help me!
Dustin: Dude calm down! Just remember to use the Blumfield Constant and everything will work out.
Yoni: Sweet! I did it! But why is my hair so constant now?
Dustin: ¡No es bueno! We better go see if Mr Gibfield can fix this
by itsnotforyou November 19, 2010
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Blummer

The applicable term to describe colossal disappointment that can only resemble being very close to accruing a blumpkin just to have the slut back out at the last minute.
ME: did i tell you of this slut that i fuggin got a blow job from last night bro?
JV: what? no haha do tell
ME: so.. im at this party. this chicks totally eye fuckin me. im drinkin heaps of beer and the smothered burrito i ate isnt sittin so hot on my belly. she ends up grabbin my junk and tells me to meet her in the bathroom. niiiiiize. but when i get there she was pukin her slutty cheap vodka up. i just shut the door and took a shit upstairs. talk about a blummer.
by umbels September 19, 2010
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blumpieality

recieving a blumpie while engaging in beastiality, i.e. getting a blumpie from a farm animal such as a sheep or pig
Man i cant believe i got that goat to give me a blumpieality last night
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blummis

a blummis is a portmanteau word which can have many meanings like aloha in Hawaiian or shalom in Hebrew. It is a placeholder when you can't think of the mot juste, as in "what's that thing? you know, the, the, the blummis on the end of the whoojeewocker?"

Or it can be a reminder of the alphabet like, "you know, B, B as in Blummis"

Or a part of your anatomy, "Keep your hands off my blummis!"

Or a verb that can be used in mixed company, "Let's go somewhere and blummis, darling."
Kiss my blummis.
I gotta blummis.
by Irene Kastoflajjer July 9, 2006
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Blumming

When you're at a child's party at a Long Island bowling all and inadvertently grab a cup of beer and spill it on your tits.
"Oh man what just happened? She's blumming all the beers."
by WhoMeNever March 31, 2015
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Brummie Crippler

A person with a manhood so large, that they actually cripple those who come into contact with it. Name originates from a famous Birmingham lad who has destroyed three woman and left them all paralysed by his girth.
Abby 'So you're going out with Sam, heard he's a big boy!'
Louise 'Tell me about it! He's a Brummie Crippler... I could barely walk for a week'
by duckfromyork August 21, 2010
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Bummies

a kinder gentler anal sex usually with a small penis and lots of lube
After trying for months to nail her in the butthole he final convinced her by showing her his penis, and she realized she wouldn't get ripped up and it would just be some bummies.
by leftmargin August 17, 2012
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