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Blonkey

A black guy who's like a white guy, sometimes more like a white guy than a white guy.
The blonkey is gonna fuck up when he tries to dance with a black girl. He shoulda stuck with white chicks.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2018
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blokey

Name for men who are old fat and hairless. Mostly smell like rotting shit and spunk. Time wasters and wankers.

Someone who smells and wanks alot is refered to as a "Blokey"
Man 1 "Mate you smell have you been in all day wanking?"

Man 2 "Yer"

Man 1 "Your such a blokey"
by bobbobbobbob September 25, 2006
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blowky

Too be givin a blowjob while takin a shit.
Give me a blowky bitch! I'm gettin ready to wipe!
by bigmack30 June 15, 2011
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Blockey2Hockey

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by nWoWolfpac January 16, 2003
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blockey

When getting head while watching a hockey game.
My girlfriend was giving me a blockey during the game last night, Go Flyers!
by jlve79 January 14, 2008
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blokey pants

blokey pants is a term used for 1. a man 2. a perverted man with long hair and slightly psychopathic personality. Blokey pants usually lurks around pubs and bars practising lunging movements and ploughing many women (and blokes).
'blokey pants get over here with your big weapon'

'what a beast! oh... he must be a blokey pants'

'unge lunge... dont worry about him, its just a blokey pants in action again
by angel555 September 16, 2010
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Blowgey

A fellacio, or blowjob, given to and/or receieved by a senior citizen.

Also known as a fogey blowjob in certain countries.
That old man is totally getting a blowgey!
by Paladin 119 August 14, 2012
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