Shit Blower

A person who has a massive digestive disorder resulting in excessive gaseous explosions and pieces of shit smelling like rotten flesh. Hence, the combined propulsion of gas and a solid makes a shit blower the perfect weapon.

"holy mother fuck what in the hell? how did Jimmy get shit on the 3rd floor?"
"goddamn it nigga didn't you know Jimmy is a badass mother fuckin shit blower? DAYUMM SONN!"

by ninjapisser January 29, 2009

reef blower

"Spongebob Squarepants" version of a leaf blower.

"Playing with a reef blower? That's the most childish thing I've ever heard of!"

by zxcraous February 11, 2014

American leaf blower

When she's huffing and puffing the hair out of her face after a session of prone bone.

Guy 1: "Yo, I'm gonna have Ashley doing the American leaf blower on prom night."
Guy 2: "Bet."

by DatGoy1945 April 24, 2019

Clown Blower

One who consistently and prominently displays a "white o-ring" around one's mouth after brushing one's teeth. Thus, it appears that one has sucked a circus clown's white-face-painted penis.

Han brushed his teeth and, failing to rinse the excessive toothpaste from his mouth, formed a white ring of paste residue surrounding his lips. It looked like Han had just finished giving Bozo the beloved-white-face-painted Clown a mean BJ. Han was a clown blower.

by Getinda Kayj-Bich April 23, 2008

blower

A telephone

I've got Arnie on the blower, and he wants to come over.

by balbulican February 27, 2004

Blower's Syndrome

After you've blown your load, you lose all interest in the girl and just want to her to go away. She's served her purpose and is pretty much an elephant in the room at this point.

"You know normally I'd get Blower's Syndrome and tell you to leave but I don't mind Maggie, you can sleep here if you want." - BW

by chuck y hacks February 22, 2009

Hole-Blower

1. Is when a person puckers their lips and puts there mouth on someones asshole and blows as hard as they can until air goes up the anus to the rectum. After they blow in the ass they open there mouth and waits till a fart comes out then swallows it.

2. When you blow in a pussy and airfills up and then she queefs in your mouth.

I love it when my girlfriend gets in doggie style position and makes me give her a hole-blower.

by Dr. Grunskin July 13, 2010